Booze Bra Turns Boobs Into Big Jugs
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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3:09PM, Wednesday February 6th 2008
Let your cup runneth over with the new Wine Rack Bra! The latest development in portable flasks has finally rationalized why boobs are called jugs. The boozy sports bra contains two inserts you can fill with the liquor of your choosing, up to a bottle of wine’s worth. No doubt some will see this as a sexy way to sneak alcohol into concerts, the office, church, rehab…really the possibilities are endless! And, at full capacity, the bra will enhance your bust line by two sizes so both you and your admirers will find your cleavage intoxicating. [The Wine Rack via Metro U.K.]
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shortie
wrote on February 6 2008 @ 03:21 pm: [report]
“...find your cleavage intoxicating.” ha.
Aye-Yi-Yi!
wrote on February 7 2008 @ 10:08 pm: [report]
And the inevitable jock strap version will allow frat boys to play out their wildest autoerotic fantasies!
Syphrite
wrote on February 8 2008 @ 08:20 pm: [report]
I love this! You can look good and feel good all at the same time. A bottle of wine even! That’ll make the work day go by a little faster.
ClatieK
wrote on February 14 2008 @ 02:02 pm: [report]
I need this!
ModestYetWantsIt
wrote on December 22 2008 @ 02:29 am: [report]
You may look good and feel good but on the inside something is telling you that you’re lying to yourself.