Blind Item: Which Actor Has Discovered A New Use For Carbonated Soda?

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: celebs
8:40AM, Wednesday January 6th 2010

Blind Item time! This one via Blind Gossip:

This actor may be the last straight man left in Hollywood, but he does have one unusual request that makes us question his past. This one requires one man (him), two partners (in this case both women), and a room temperature traditionally-shaped bottle of Coca-Cola. When he is about to climax into one woman, the other one shakes up the bottle of Coke and shoves it up his bum. The objective is to have two explosions at once. Given his screen history, we’re guessing that this actor rather likes big explosions. And, given his bedroom history, we’re guessing that neither of these women is his wife.

OK, so, do you think this trick would work using Diet Coke or Sprite? Just wondering, as someone who is interested in science. Do you think Coca-Cola appreciates the endorsement? Whatever.

As for my guesses ... Bruce Willis? Christian Bale? Also, GROSS.

comments

TudorPrincess
wrote on January 6 2010 @ 08:44 am: [report]

This sounds really fake to me.

danny braciole
wrote on January 6 2010 @ 08:52 am: [report]

So he’d like to give the world a Coke and a smile. And an explosive orgasm.

Frederica Bimble
wrote on January 6 2010 @ 09:11 am: [report]

Z Z Z Z Z….. A fine example of a man just using the nearest warm body for his own gratification.
Who cares about what the guy does sexually - it’s the lack of desire of the guy to OFFER anything sexually to his TWO female partners.
I find those who treat sex like a “sport” quite tedious, indeed. Silly, if you will.