Keep Your Hands Off My Bikini Top, Please

Posted by: Susannah Breslin Filed in: sex
10:10AM, Friday July 30th 2010

I don’t know? What do you say about something like this? A woman in a bikini top made out of plastic hands over her breasts? Heavy has compiled a list of the top 20 worst bathing suits, but I am going to have to declare this one the winner. It’s just ... horrifying. To me, at least. I don’t know what to say other than keep your bikini top hands off me, please. [Heavy]

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Roschelle

wrote on July 30, 2010 @ 10:39 AM

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That is the most atrocious contraption I've seen all day....and it's just 9 in the morning!!! Ughhh

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hlnbabe

wrote on July 30, 2010 @ 11:16 AM

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hahaha i think it's funny.... i'd never wear it, but i'd definitely laugh if i saw it.

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MelanieRamona

wrote on July 30, 2010 @ 6:17 PM

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It's hilarious!

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wrote on August 1, 2010 @ 10:06 PM

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Mmmmhmmm Gropey severed hands are so hot.

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