Beth & Val are two women who host their own Q&A show on YouTube. It is terrifically funny, especially in this clip, where they discuss what they would do if they had a penis for a day—which just happens to be exactly what we would do, i.e. pee, diddle ourselves, and put it on top of things. Also, I would probably do that thing where you make it flail around. But that’s just me. [YouTube]