Behold, The Tila Tequila Sex Tape!

Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: celebs
2:10PM, Tuesday November 24th 2009

Though it seem as though all of Middle America is intimately familiar with the folds of Tila Tequila‘s vagina, nay, it isn’t true! Until this Tila Tequila sex tape hit the Internet, we could only imagine how she looked while masturbating to the smooth sounds of cheesy R&B. (Though, honestly, at 27 minutes long, it’s a bit lengthy for our tastes.)

Alas, it’s a very not-safe-for-work kind of affair and there’s no way in hell our lawyers will let us link to it. So click through Gawker to watch at your own peril, okay? [Gawker]

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ElleSays
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 02:12 pm: [report]

27 minutes? If it took me that long to get myself off, I’d get bored and find something else to do.

MuchoMacho
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 02:48 pm: [report]

ive gone at it for 27 minutes before. mostly to see how long i could hold out.

SueSue
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 04:09 pm: [report]

27 minutes sounds stingy and painful.

Oreo
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 04:31 pm: [report]

Why is this person a celebrity again?

Bean's Girl
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 04:52 pm: [report]

@ oreo

She is famous for being a wh0re.

melissaann
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 06:49 pm: [report]

@Bean’s girl, correction: A bisexual whore.

Bean's Girl
wrote on November 25 2009 @ 04:33 am: [report]

True.

foxxxyrae
wrote on November 25 2009 @ 04:52 pm: [report]

Tila Tequila is so freakin gross…blech!

C.Munro
wrote on November 25 2009 @ 05:01 pm: [report]

Peeling chiles for 27 minutes is nothing, but watching Tila do anything for that long would be sheer torture.

christinax4
wrote on November 27 2009 @ 02:04 am: [report]

@melissaann and beansgirl - soooooo funny!

DancingGeek
wrote on November 28 2009 @ 09:46 pm: [report]

THE sex tape, as if there is only one???

tomr
wrote on November 30 2009 @ 09:52 am: [report]

This isn’t really the first Tila Tequila sex tape is it? If so, what took her so long?

Yodar Critch
wrote on December 1 2009 @ 01:52 pm: [report]

I have no desire to view this.

Even if your lawyers would allow a link, she is not even worth a mouse click. :(

I also echo the question: She is famous for…?

MuchoMacho
wrote on December 1 2009 @ 01:57 pm: [report]

i watched it (ur shocked. i know.). it was directed porn, with fake moans and a money-shot. it wasnt a sex tape. its funny that shes sunk this low to remain in the spotlight. she accused shawn merriman of beating her up and raping her, if memory serves, and that case got dropped. they must have really thought she was full of it cuz he got caught using steroids and has very little credibility, id imagine.

C.Munro
wrote on December 1 2009 @ 02:15 pm: [report]

Y’know, the recession has hit the pr0n industry pretty hard. Maybe ex-porno directors will find work making celebs’ sex tapes for them to be leaked at convenient times.