Barbie Gone Wild!
As far as I was concerned when I was a little girl, there was only one proper use for my Barbie dolls—simulating sex acts. But Barbie and Ken humping (without privates mind you) got old after a while. Now I know that sex is not always a Barbie and Ken doin’ it missionary style event. That’s why I’m lovin’ BuzzFeed’s collection of alternative and lesbian Barbie art. Let’s give little girls some options for their future, puh-lease. Not everyone marries Ken, gets a pink Corvette, and lives in a Dream House. After the jump, some more of my favorite Barbies gone wild. [BuzzFeed]

Some ladies like Skipper with a little Ken on the side. If that’s your thing, get excited about this Barbie threesome.

Get spiritual and realize that life is not all about the material things. Ditch the Corvette and start worshiping Bali. When Barbie meets the Hindu goddess Kali, the goddess of time and change, heads will roll.


















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theattack
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 03:35 pm: [report]
And not all women grow up to look like Barbie either. In fact, NO women do, because her body proportions aren’t even naturally possible, and a woman shaped like that wouldn’t be able to physically support her body, and she would fall over. I’m glad that they’re breaking through the heteronormativity and adding some diversity, but can we also break through the ridiculous body images that have been hurting women?
Perceptible
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 04:57 pm: [report]
Ha ha ha! Barbie with a strap on! Now I’ve seen it all! That made my day.
I wasn’t much of a Barbie girl as a kid, but my little sister was! She had a million Barbies and only one Ken. Man that Ken saw some serious action. Sometimes he had 3 or 4 dates in one night! I don’t think I remember her Barbies ever having clothes on.
CaleeKay
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]
thats hot. they should make a porno out of this.
Jillybean
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 07:00 pm: [report]
Barbie porn, ahhh my childhood returns.