Aspray Fights Odors In Special Places
Posted by: Annika Harris
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3:20PM, Tuesday July 28th 2009
I hadn’t realized this, but there’s a market for people who want to Febreze their intimate areas instead of showering with soap. Aspray promises to fight odors in special places like your armpits, feet, vag, and even your butt! And, yes, this is a real product created by Doc Bottoms and sold here. If being able to skip washing isn’t convenience enough, Aspray even comes in a portable Pocket Shot size. Aspray finally has answered the prayers of thousands of plumbers and streetwalkers who give a damn about BO but oppose showering.
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Squidtermz
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 03:13 pm: [report]
Doc Bottoms? Seriously? Man, even Billy Mays wouldn’t push this product. How I miss him so.
retro chic
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 03:46 pm: [report]
This can’t be real, can it? ...Yep, Billy would be spinning right now.