Results of Ask Men's Survey

Ask Men Survey Reveals Men Are Lonely, Depressed, & Into Euro Fashion

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: guys
2:30PM, Friday August 1st 2008

AskMen.com conducted a survey of their users, the results of which are THE MOST CONCLUSIVE FINDINGS ON THE HETEROSEXUAL MAN EVER RELEASED. Well, maybe not quite, but I did learn a couple things about the ~~lesser~~ other sex that surprised me.

They Are Liars About Drinking: According to the survey, the majority of men polled (35%) only consume one to three alcoholic drinks a week. Yeah. Right.
They Admire That Euro-Trash Look: A whopping 39% of men think that Italy has the best-dressed men. Maybe the medge will be popular after all….
They’re Cry Babies: Thirty-five percent have cried during a movie or TV show but managed to conceal it, while 31% think it’s perfectly acceptable to weep over the death of a loved one. Softies!
They’re Not Getting Laid: The majority of those surveyed (37%) have sex less than once a month. That explains why they have time to take this survey I guess.
...But They’re Not Happy About It: Sixty-eight percent think that a healthy sex life consists of sex more than twice a week. Got a lot of catching up to do fellas. Better put your Away Message up on IM!
...Yet They’re Probably Going To Have To Wait Until They Get A Long-Term Sexual Partner: Because 44% (that’s the majority, folks) have never had a one-night-stand.

comments

par3
wrote on August 1 2008 @ 03:04 pm: [report]

grrrrr.
why is european fashion almost always considered eurotrash? yet we drool over european designs in the fashion&goodies;section? while almost all of the fashion-y happenings come out of europe etc… it’s trash/y?
that’s just like me saying ‘stupid americans’ or saying american style is crocs,a cut off t-shirt,mom jeans and a fanny pack…and having everyone on this site on my ass for being anti-american. cmon. i’m not trying to nitpick but let’s be fair- i’m in europe and an avid reader so let’s be a bit more sensitive with the eurobashing!

Jen Best
wrote on August 1 2008 @ 03:15 pm: [report]

uh, maybe AskMen should ask some REAL men..like the men in Canada. I can assure that the “survey” would be pretty drastically different. one to three drinks an HOUR maybe. jeez.

axe
wrote on August 1 2008 @ 10:38 pm: [report]

What guy cares about what other guys are wearing around the world? Hmm well I suppose I’m a bit different.

I’m not getting laid either. That explains why I’m writing this comment at 1:38AM. Maybe I SHOULD look into the Euro-Trash look.

amelia
wrote on August 2 2008 @ 11:12 am: [report]

I read thru this survey. I think they were talking to mainly teens/early 20s single guys. Clues: a really high number were virgins & most have sex once a month or less. Do we really care what teenage guys think? God forbid any of us date one.

Sage
wrote on August 6 2008 @ 10:40 pm: [report]

I also find some of the other results very interesting, like how 44% of men say the maximum number of partners they are comfortable with their wife/girlfriend having is five. 5? Really? Only five, huh? Interesting, since only 46% said they only had up to 5 partners - I guess they only want us to sleep around as much as they do. Then again, I wonder what percentage of the other respondents who had more then 5 sexual partners answered that they would only be comfortable with a woman who slept with five partners or less….....

Nena
wrote on September 20 2008 @ 11:10 pm: [report]

I agree with par3! Stop the Euro-bashing!