Ask Grandma: Sex Advice From A Snazzy Silver Fox
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
Filed in:
sex, video
1:00PM, Thursday August 6th 2009
My 85-year-old Grandma has got some serious game and an even hotter love life than me. Still dating in her golden years, my grams finally settled down and moved in with her sexy new boyfriend. He’s 94, also a Holocaust survivor, and a total charmer. They spend the winters at her condo in Boca (that’s Boca Raton, Florida, natch), and the summers at his place in New York. So, while she’s in town, I took the opportunity to ask my own personal dating guru to share her secrets with us Frisky gals. Here’s what Grandma’s got to say about the best places to meet men, masturbation, sex back in the day, and porn addiction. What, you think I’d let her get off easy?
Got a question for Simcha’s grandma? Email grandma@thefrisky.com—no topic is off-limits for this silver fox!
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Wendy Atterberry
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:14 pm: [report]
Move over, Dr. Ruth!
Jess_CA
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:15 pm: [report]
You go Gran!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:29 pm: [report]
Awwww Simcha, she is so sweet.
Judy McGuire
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:34 pm: [report]
I love her! And a fab, flashy sense of style obviously runs in the family. I am so jealous of that jacket.
Squidtermz
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
YAY! I can only hope when I’m 94 I can find someone like you!
becknee
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 02:36 pm: [report]
Awesome!!! And yes, you are obviously related.
What a rockin’ grandma. I can’t wait for the first round of questions.
gloriafretz
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 02:44 pm: [report]
This was great, makes me want to interview my own 80-something grandmother
Gorigrl
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 03:25 pm: [report]
OMG!! She is sooo cool! LOL! If I asked my grandma those questions, she would prolly have a heartattack…..she still thinks it would be great if people wore gloves to go out and used dance cards….lol
prgirl
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 07:15 pm: [report]
Grandma rocks! Way to live life-if everyone followed her advice, how sweet it would be;)
Rose
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 05:36 am: [report]
I love your grandma! Gives us all hope that we’ll be still frisky in our 80’s and beyond.
BrookeTTU
wrote on August 9 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
go Grandma! it is so bitchin’ that she is still rockin’ and enjoying life so thoroughly!
Anaxa
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 12:21 pm: [report]
Oh my god, I aspire to be your grandmother. Or any one of the Golden Girls.