Are There Any Sexy Names For Your Back Door?
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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10:00AM, Tuesday October 27th 2009
Are there really any hot nicknames for your back door? A dirty-talk moniker you’d want your partner to call it mid thrust? Kinda like the vagina, I, for one, cannot think of a single euphemism that doesn’t make me, well, laugh my ass off. So, here are 17 ridunkulously different nicknames from your badonkadonk. And we bet if you guys get in on the action, we can come up with a whole lot more—just keep it clean(ish)!
- The No-No Factory
- Sunken Treasure
- Finger Trap
- Chuck Basshole
- In & Out Burger
- Last-Minute Birthday Present
- CaCa Canal
- Camelot
- Employee Entrance
- The Dirty Pink Sock
- Check Casher
- Virgin Keeper
- A Room With A View
- One-Way Street
- Hall of Justice
- Ring Of Fire***
- Prison P***y
***During this brainstorm, it became apparent that you can use almost any Johnny Cash song title as a euphemism for the booty: “In The Jailhouse Now,” “I Walk The Line,” “25 Minutes To Go,” “Man In Black,” etc. My friend Katie is partial to “A Boy Named Sue.”
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MuchoMacho
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:13 am: [report]
i liked it when borat called it the ‘back pu**y’
bethlynn00
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:17 am: [report]
And this No-No Factory has it’s door shut, windows boarded over and a big ass “No Trespassing” sign hanging at the entrance…
But how about Poop Deck? The Blind One Eyed monster? Or the old original: Chocolate Starfish?
Croutons
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:25 am: [report]
Tunnel of Toblerone
Sodom Hussein
The Fudge Report
El Flatularium
peacock
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:37 am: [report]
Balloon Knot.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:43 am: [report]
Movie-Poopshoot.com….dammit I can’t lay off the Kevin Smith movies.
MuchoMacho
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:58 am: [report]
brown eye… as in “hold on honey, im about to turn your brown eye blue!”
amandabear
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 10:12 am: [report]
No-No Factory is the one that always makes me laugh.
equnsuocha
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 10:16 am: [report]
Copper Penny
Hershey Highway
Prison A$$
El Cornholio
The Stink
Sanchez’ Landing
In Through the Out Door
_jsw_
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 12:25 pm: [report]
Now that we’re moving through the body parts, I’m going to start compiling a kick-ass list for toes and earlobes so I can appear to be a creative genius once we get to those.
C.Munro
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 12:27 pm: [report]
Fifth Base always makes me snicker.
bogart4017
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 01:44 pm: [report]
I heard “back alley lovin’” once…
casablancas
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 03:11 pm: [report]
lol irl @ chuck basshole. brilliant.
tubbyhumptydance
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 03:29 pm: [report]
yea I have totally heard ” Fifth Base” before
I’ve also heard it called the “Christian Compromise”. Yes, in my state, the popular christian girls are all ” technical virgins”
Ginger
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 08:38 pm: [report]
This summer, a bunch of guys I was working with came up with the term ‘dirt hole’. Someone then upgraded it to ‘dirt star’.
Anniushka
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]
Old Toothless One.
—As in, “Speak again, Old Toothless One” as a response when someone farts. (Please don’t tell me you’ve never heard of that before.)
Heatherer
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 11:02 pm: [report]
I read a romance novel a few months ago that called it her rose bud. Strange.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 11:23 pm: [report]
Heatherer: A rosebud is nothing like you think.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rosebud
Enjoy and cringe.
bumbler
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 11:28 pm: [report]
Sounds painful. I’ve heard rosebud for the clit as well. We need to get our metaphors straight.
Meg
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 12:48 am: [report]
lol. What?! Old toothless one? I’ve never heard of it but it’s HIL-arious.
Also love Chuck basshole!
What about Mission Impassable or Fatal Compaction?
tattooed_redhead
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 10:02 am: [report]
@CheeeEEEse & Bumbler - My Basset hound’s name is Rosebud! I actually named her after Rosebud the Basselope from Bloom County, but a lot of people think Citizen Kane. Rumour is that Orson Welles found out that Rosebud was Hearst’s nickname for his mistress’s vagaygay.
majicksand
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 10:20 am: [report]
I’m gonna have to go with “never again” followed by “don’t even think about it”.
CleverShrew
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 02:13 pm: [report]
I like “Temporary Lodgings” or “Men’s Charity Bash”
BTW - Longtime lurker, 1st post. Hello all!
Heatherer
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 02:18 pm: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse: haha wow. That book definitely wasn’t kinky though so I’m guessing the author just wasn’t up on her slang.
NaomiK
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 03:48 pm: [report]
We usually just call it the back door or brown eye.
klobbersaurus685
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 05:12 pm: [report]
Ha, I have not heard “Christian Compromise” since high school. No wonder all the girls who went the the catholic and christian schools were so popular
lea322
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 09:52 am: [report]
Road to Mordor
spatula
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 09:58 am: [report]
HAHAHAHAHAHA @lea322 best. one. ever.
johnnybravo_1971
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 02:07 am: [report]
I like Browngina or the U.K. inspired Bullet Hole.
asianchick
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 06:23 pm: [report]
Exit Only.
That pretty much says it all. lol.