Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: galleries, news
7:00AM, Tuesday June 30th 2009
Let me tell you about the real truth behind the honey bees in the birds and the bees. Your momma probs left out the fact that drone bees die right after mating with their Queen because their reproductive parts explode and break off inside her. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! On the other hand, just like any woman, the Queen Bee has needs and her health hinges on how many dudes she can get to bone her. Her life span can be up to two years, but that’s only if she get sexy time on the regular. Ah, that’s the life!
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ThUnDaCaT...2009
wrote on June 30 2009 @ 07:32 am: [report]
This may be by far the craziest thing i have ever seen. How u gonna mate with him, bite his head off, and than continue mating. Its like she didn’t see his face at first and then when she did, it wasn’t as if the mating was bad just he was ugly.So bite his head off and continue mating….thats just mean!
Riley
wrote on June 30 2009 @ 07:32 am: [report]
Aw, well-placed Carradine joke. Chuckle-worthy, but now I feel bad.