Angelina gave birth, and she and Brad have named their twin girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. They will be hot and they have good names (Marcheline is Angelina’s mom’s name, and Jane is Brad’s mom’s name). [Amelie! Like Amelia! Yay!—Editor] Life’s just not fair, is it? [Entertainment Tonight]

UPDATE: The above may or may not be true. A rep for Angelina supposedly told People that she hasn’t had the babies and is at home spending time with her family. But we love the names! Keep the names! [People]