Am I The Only One Who Cannot Wait For Sex Rehab?
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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8:40AM, Wednesday October 21st 2009
No, I’m not checking into sex rehab. I am waiting with bated breath for the premiere of VH1’s “Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.” Tracking the recovery processes of sort-of-stars addicted to crack, crystal, and booze wasn’t enough for VH1’s hardcore audience, so the shock-reality network is heading into raunchier terrain with a show that takes the same peeping Tom approach to those addicted to sex as they attempt to shake their compulsions. Boning! Who knew it could be so addictive? After the jump, the D-listers who can’t stop humping and have asked for help.
1. Phil Varone: Drummer from Skid Row. Tattooed. The show’s Tommy Lee.
2. Kari Ann Peniche: Fallen beauty queen who did Playboy. Claim to fame: broken engagement to Aaron Carter. Forthcoming memoir: Stripped, Strung Out, and Beautifully Abused. Clothing line: Strung Out Girl. Sexual abuse victim.
3. Duncan Roy: Some British filmmaker.
4. Amber Smith: “Celebrity Rehab” and “Sober House” veteran. Actress, pill-popper. Admitted exchanging sex for drugs on last “Rehab” stint.
5. Kendra Jade Rossi: Ex-porn star. Supposedly broke up K-Fed and Princess Cheetos. Alcoholic, agoraphobe, drug abuser.
6. James Lovett: Extreme sports dude. Between surfing and wakeboarding, he likes to get off a lot.
7. Penny Flame, aka Jennifer Ketchum: Porn star, natch. As Jimmy Kimmel asked, “Can a porn star be a sex addict? Aren’t they really just workaholics?”
8. Nicole Narian: Playboy playmate, model, video ho. Her addiction lead to a co-starring role in the Colin Farrell sex tape. “That pretty much ruined my life.”
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bumbler
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:02 am: [report]
I think calling them D-List is a little generous.
I Go To 11
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:38 am: [report]
Don’t forget Kari Ann Peniche’s other claim to fame: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-noxema-girl-dr.-mcsteamy-make-a-sex-tape/
bogart4017
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:43 am: [report]
I’d watch just to find out how you determine you are addicted to something that comes so naturally (please no pun there).
bethlynn00
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:45 am: [report]
@bumbler: Agreed D-list is VERY generous, who are any of these people?
sklut
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:41 am: [report]
Um… I can’t wait. I don’t care who these wannabe D-listers are, I just want to watch Dr. Drew McHottie talk about dirty sexual acts.
bluejeansandpearls
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:10 am: [report]
HILARIOUS!! anyone else notice that these wanna-be D-listers also look like celeb impersonators?
1. dane cook impersonator
2. kim kardashian impersonator
3. robert irvine impersonator (food network: dinner impossible)
4. bad jennifer aniston impersonator
5. tila tequila impersonator
6. woody harrelson impersonator
7. selena gomez impersonator (just add glitter heart on lips)
8. didn’t i see her in Bring it on?
effing hickster
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]
#2 Kari almost seems to have an expression on her face that says: “Who could I f**k here?”
Recovery Guy
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 07:22 pm: [report]
I sure hope this Dr Drew tells them and the audience that there are 12 Step programs for people with sex addictions. All you have to do to find out about the is to Google sex addiction recovery and it will take you to many websites.
Erin G
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:59 pm: [report]
Maybe its just me…but they’re all wearing sweaters/hoodies. I wonder if its really cold in rehab to discourage being naked…
Cha_Bella
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 01:06 am: [report]
@ bluejeansandpearls XD
I went through the list and was like “Yeah!”
Bravo!