Adding Bling Where The Sun Don’t Shine
Posted by: Wendy Atterberry
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7:15AM, Wednesday May 27th 2009
I was never one of those girls who jumped on the pierced belly button bandwagon. In my mind, naval jewelry is in the same family as lower back tattoos and toe rings, which is to say, simply not something I could — or would want to — pull off. But now I’ve discovered something that makes belly button accessories seem as sophisticated and chaste as drinking tea with the queen. For those who can never have enough skin to pierce and orifices to adorn, anal jewelry is the latest addition in a string of “daring accessories you can wear.” Designed for “versatility,” each piece consists of a stainless plug with an interchangeable cap in an assortment of styles and colors. If you’re feeling really frisky, you can even get the ever-popular “horse tail” which fits the plug as well. I’d link to the full detailed image, but in the interest of preserving whatever shred of decency we have left, I’ll just let you use your imagination. Prices start at $105.
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pornqueen
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 10:40 am: [report]
This will be so random. Imagine your guy wanting to use the back door and finds this cute little accessory. I’d like to use one just to see his reaction. “Random-ness” at its best!
bogart4017
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 11:07 am: [report]
i doubt if i have this much imagination left. Think of all the things that could go wrong.
Lynn
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 12:14 pm: [report]
Well. I went to the link and then to the website. The horse tail is kind of freaky. But the rest of them, all those crystals and junk? It just looks like you are SH!TTING DIAMONDS.
So tell me, gentlemen, who gets a raging boner from the idea of sparkly rocks falling out of your lady’s pooper?
(*crickets*)
doridori
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 02:14 pm: [report]
@Lynn- ROTFLMAO!
I can see my boo now… “doridori- my love, my darling, we’ve been together a while… and I got you something to express and show my love… It’s an emerald butt plug! But that sounds so harsh, it’s an Emerald of Unconventional Loving.”
Me- “Oh,Honey, you shouldn’t have. Really. You shouldn’t have…. Do you mind if I re-gift this?”
Boo- “Ummm…sure? Who are you going to give it to?”
Me with evil grin- “Your Mom, emeralds are much more her thing than mine. Don’t look at me like that, you should have known better.”
Lynn
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 02:37 pm: [report]
“an Emerald of Unconventional Loving”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh that is priceless.
Bad Breakup
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 03:41 pm: [report]
105 bucks for something you will most likely flush the first day you wear it? This would be funny if it were a joke, but it’s really just sad.