A Sex Toy Vending Machine To Make Your Ladyparts Sing
Posted by: Nikki Dowling
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1:20PM, Friday June 19th 2009
This morning I was driven into orgasmic ecstacy when I found out about this sex toy vending machine. A brilliant company, called Tabooboo, has been marketing these for a few years but people are finally starting to take notice. Available mostly in the U.K., these bright pink vending machines sell 11 different products—including nipple clamps, heaven beads, finger bunnies, key chain rockets, and love eggs. Most of the products are pretty small and discreet although there’s nothing secretive about buying a sex toy from a vending machine. Best of all, they are cheap, about $9 each.
At our offices they just took away our first aid kit, and I think they owe us something. Although this machine costs $1800, if we can’t have band-aids and aspirin, at least we should have vibrators. Because an orgasm is the best painkiller there is. [Tabooboo]
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Jessica Wakeman
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
In a vending machine? Ew. No. Not an iPhone either. I just want sex toys in my bedroom, next to my bed. When will people learn?
Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse…
snap
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 02:02 pm: [report]
weird and stupid.
Dave The Rave
wrote on June 20 2009 @ 04:24 am: [report]
This is too FUNNY!!!!! They sell condoms in a bunch of stores, but I have yet to see any male sex toys except in porn shops. Plus, the machine says over 18 only - how are they going to know that???
Also, cougarlove.com - is this a forum to “advertise” a website? That should only be in your “profile”. Oh, well. I could ‘advertise’ a site I get my manly minimals and swimsuits, but I choose not to, since I’m not taking that chance.
So, if women feel this is okay, then fine by me! I’m also betting some GUYS were in on thi, as well. LOL
pornqueen
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]
Sex toy vending machine instead of first aid kit at work…I’ll take the first choice anytime. It really is a painkiller,muscle relaxer, sleep aid, antihistamine, antidepression, stress reliever, etc. Oh and you know, the pleasure inducing part. What do you get from the First Aid kit, a bandaid! Those bathrooms breaks will be the highlight of my day! LOL
Dave The Rave
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 01:17 pm: [report]
pornqueen - Those “bathroom breaks” would give new meaning to the term ‘quickie’! LOL