A Baby Bird Flew Out Of Nicole Richie’s Vagina Today!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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4:00PM, Wednesday September 9th 2009
Nicole Richie gave birth to a healthy baby boy this morning. She and boyfriend Joel Madden named the little tyke ... wait for it ... Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Now, Sparrow might have been cute for a little girl, but for a little boy? That s**t won’t fly (heehee) on the playground. Whatevs. Congrats! [DListed]
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yasminzar
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 03:40 pm: [report]
Oh dear.
Bitsy Ravenclaw
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 06:53 pm: [report]
Isn’t fear of a name like that the exact reason that the Frisky revoked her right to procreate?