4 Tips For A Holiday Fling
Posted by: YourTango.com
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1:00PM, Sunday November 22nd 2009
The holidays are right around the corner, and if egg nog, stuffing and Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” do mysterious things to your libido—fear not. We suffer from the Holiday Friskies, too. We feel your sexually frustrated pain. Whether your parents’ guest bedroom has you aching for another’s or a holiday getaway is in order, there’s nothing like a few guilt-free days off to initiate a bold try with what’s-his-name from high school or that-one-over-there at the resort bar (if you’re fancy). Regardless, the holidays are a perfect time for a no-strings-attached fling. Here are a few ways to make it run exceptionally smooth.
1.) Watch your eating: Who wants to let their gut hang for an audience? If you’re crazy confident and think your sexiness outshines any second- or third-helping bloat, bravo to you, and gladly skip this first tip. If you’re like us, however, and would prefer to feel svelte before a body show-and-tell then follow these simple rules. Try to work in a particularly brutal sweat session before eating the Big Meal, which will boost your metabolism. Secondly, (this one’s a doozy—borderline heretic for a foodie) don’t go for seconds. Try to eat until you reach a point of diminishing returns. As in, it isn’t likely that second helping will be as satisfying as the first. Read more ...
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melissaann
wrote on November 22 2009 @ 01:07 pm: [report]
Wow, the first tip from YourTango is try not to be a fat ass, followed up by: Don’t have a personality, Don’t be yourself, and Be prepared to have meaningless sex. Another piece of evidence that all articles on that website are secretly written by douche bags who want all women to fit into small unintimidating tidy boxes. What ever happened to wowing a man with your personality, wit, and bangin’ curves?
Ginger
wrote on November 22 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]
The meaningless sex tip isn’t that bad. And seeing as how this is how to have a fling, it makes sense to not build it up as the beginning of your next epic romance.
And they didn’t say don’t have a personality. The article said not to gripe and complain about things back home (if you are not at home for the holidays). There’s a big different between wowing a man with your personality and wit and using him as a therapist.
I do agree with you on the ‘bangin’ curves’ though. They are always in style and always awesome.
cocotapioka
wrote on November 23 2009 @ 06:48 pm: [report]
I agree with melissaann that this article comes of as predictably douchey. Also, what’s the point of having so many articles that aren’t hosted on this site? I read it primarily via RSS, and it’s a complete waste of time to see half-displayed articles that appear to be on this site, but actually link to other places. What’s the point of visiting here then? (at least some of the time) Wouldn’t a daily link roundup be less time consuming?