4 Sex Acts Guys Think They’d Enjoy (But Won’t)
Posted by: Phil Dotree
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1:30PM, Tuesday October 13th 2009
Men look at sex the way dogs look at bacon: The object is to get as much as possible in any form or by any means before our inevitable deaths.
Some of the more inventive people in our society have come up with a variety of sex acts intended to improve the pleasure of sex. But messing around with sex is like trying to improve the taste of bacon; you can try, but, ultimately, bacon is just good. Some sex simply sounds much better on paper than it turns out to be, often leaving guys wishing they’d just gone with some basic intercourse instead.
Here’s a look at a few sex acts that guys are convinced would be awesome, but in real life turn out to be pretty disappointing.
1. Threesomes. The possible advantages of a threesome are pretty obvious for guys. Sex with one woman is great, so sex with two women should mean double the enjoyment. However, there’s a problem here: Guys have a certain threshold, and once it’s reached, they’re pretty much sitting in the corner or offering to get coffee for the women. Three-ways are also pretty awkward—who starts?—and it’s almost inevitable that someone’s going to get ignored. They also tend to break down relationships pretty quickly. Threesomes are best relegated to the realm of porn movies and George Clooney.
2. Sex in public. The voyeurs among us will note that every magazine with sex-related articles constantly recommends sex in public as a way to revitalize a relationship. What those magazines frequently omit, though, is that the possibility of getting caught is more than a “turn-on;” it’s a chance to end up on a sex offender registry. How’d you like to head around to every house in your neighborhood and let them know that you were caught making the beast with two backs in the middle of a park? It’d keep the kids out of your yard, but that’s about the only positive.
Even if you don’t get caught, the fear will make most men shrink like a slug in a salt mine.
3. Sex with boobs. Somewhere, a long time ago, a man had this thought: “Sex is great. Boobs are great. How can we combine these two things?” After about 16 hours of brutal meditation, he found a solution: sex with boobs! Awesome, right?
Well, no. For one thing, sex with boobs requires pretty large boobs or a very small penis, and some awkward positioning on the part of both partners. It doesn’t do a whole lot for the woman, other than make her feel like one of those balance balls at the gym, and it’s ultimately far inferior to real sex of any kind. Having sex with breasts ends up just feeling like you lost a game of sexual Mad Libs.
4. Anal sex. Without getting too graphic (which is always what someone says before saying something graphic), anal sex is a lot like a classic car from the ‘30s or ‘40s. Every guy thinks he wants one, but the truth is that it doesn’t handle very well, it’s dangerous, and the maintenance and clean-up makes it not worth the time or effort. Guys who remain obsessed with anal are usually more into a power play than anything else, and there’s healthier and, er, cleaner ways to go about that particular fetish.
Have any bad sex experiences to share? Post below.
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hlnbabe
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:40 pm: [report]
i’ve heard guys compare anal as one single ring of tightness compared the regular sex which is consistent pressure throughout. comparing a metal washer to a metal pipe kinda.
ChoJinn
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:45 pm: [report]
Pretty much agree. The threesomes I have been in, while “cool,” were also ALOT of work. Of course I would almost never actually turn one down, but from a sexually-satisfying perspective they have left me wanting. Sex with boobs doesn’t do too much, and anal sex is more of a box to check; vaginas are much more accommodating. Sex in public is fun though in a clumsy, juvenile way.
Frederica Bimble
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]
hlnbabe: That is what my gay friends say as well. Porn has a lot to answer for. It would be great if there was a disclaimer on the films that say: “The woman you are about to see is not enjoying this act.”
Show me a woman who enjoys it and I’ll show you a liar…..
It has to do with anatomy of men and women and I’ve already posted what could only be described as an anatomy lesson on this site and I’m bored with it. Go look it up before opening up any “arguments.”
SassyDaisy
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:52 pm: [report]
i will remain a virgin from behind that is…no anal..thank you very much…i’ve read the complications such as thinning of the anal wall and thus making it more prone to infections…between othern things…
Some ppl like it and can handle it, big props to them…i can’t.
C.Munro
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:53 pm: [report]
He’s right. None of those acts sound all that appealing. In fact, I can’t even think about sex now because my brain is occupied with cravings for bacon. Damnit.
Queen Frostine
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:55 pm: [report]
Sex in public was fun the few times I tried it. No, we didn’t get caught and no, there was no fear-shrinkage (quite the opposite). It wasn’t a regular thing for us, but a rare once-in-a-while thrill. Sorta like bungee jumping.
Timeguy55
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:17 pm: [report]
It seems to me like there is really only one way to find out if this list is true
IrishErin
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:19 pm: [report]
But if you do happen to be genetically blessed with quite large breasts, that can make a nice cap-off to a good bj. Just sayin’...
Timeguy55
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]
I have to admit, I do want to try them…
Lisa Marie
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]
It amuses me that all four of these things were on the list of Stuff I Wouldn’t Do that led to my marriage ending in flaming ruin.
LostInStars
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:26 pm: [report]
@C.Munro- Bacon <3
Dmun
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]
I’ve done public sex more than ten times and with witnesses once (in a parking garage) and lemme tell you: nothing makes me cum harder.
As for anal, I had an ex who needed it in order to climax and I’d say youre wrong again. Takes some prep work, physically and mentally, but it’s a perfectly pleasurable event, though I prefer vaginal.
40yrolddad
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:37 pm: [report]
I’ve always wanted to mile-high on a private jet… not something you’re likely to ever even get the opportunity & may not live up to my mental image (mmmm - BACON…) - wait, what was I saying?
oh, yeah, never had the desire to #4. also, couple of things I’m kind of surprised weren’t on the list:
1. home video
2. striptease/pole dancing
are those overrated? can’t say I’m that interested in the former but I will admit I’ve secretly wanted my wife to try the later (note: she has an MBA & makes more than me so I definitely RESPECT her so no “objectification” lectures, please but I obviously wouldn’t have married her if I wasn’t physically attracted too).
Lynn
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:43 pm: [report]
I would just like to say…titty f-ing is a common thing in my world…we *both* like it. I do have pretty big boobs though, I’ll admit that.
also “making the beast with two backs” - you win so hard. I have a coffee mug with Shakesperean sexual innuendos on it and that’s one of my favorites.
Queen Frostine
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 02:02 pm: [report]
My man likes the “boob job”, but it can leave me sore if he presses them together too tightly. And it requires lots of lube. It feels nice, but not knock your socks off erotic.
NomChompsky
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]
@ Frederica
Show me a woman who enjoys it and I’ll show you a liar…..
A lot of women enjoy anal sex. Not all, but your anus definitely has a lot of sensitive nerve endings, and in any event, people find different kinds of contact stimulating.
Guys have a certain threshold, and once it’s reached, they’re pretty much sitting in the corner or offering to get coffee for the women.
This strikes me as utterly uncreative. Your penis is down so you’re offering to get coffee? Have you thought about using your fingers, your tongue, your toes (maybe not your toes)?
Threesomes might not be great for other reasons, but that’s just silly.
majicksand
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 04:13 pm: [report]
No one ever needs to be left out in a threesome. There are just too many parts for one person to pay attention to all at once.
No more public sex since I almost got arrested.
“Boob sex” is rare, but it happens. I’ve got DDDs, so it had to happen at some point.
Regarding anal my husband said the same thing as hlnbabe. I’m so glad he’s not into it bacause I just never enjoyed it.
MuchoMacho
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 04:19 pm: [report]
1 - they only suck if you let them. like nom said, you have more than a wang. this actually applies to one on one sex too (shocking, i know)...
2 - love it. call me juvenile. dont care. into it. big time.
3 - feels like a super soft hand job. small penis? how would this work with a small penis? the angle is all wrong. i would think this would be much harder with a small wang.
4 - ive had girlfriends who loved it. im ambiguous about this one. while it feels good, i wont nut from it, but as long as ‘the smell’ doesnt hit me, ill keep wood till she does.
SouthOC
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 05:17 pm: [report]
1. Threesomes: never have, never will. It seems degrading to everyone involved.
2. Sex in Public: It was fun a few times when I was younger, now it seems silly to me.
3. Sex with Boobs: My wife has the right equipment, and it’s fun for about 30 seconds - then time to move on to the real stuff.
4. Anal: Ummmm no.
5. Bacon: Anytime, anywhere…
cooldad
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 05:27 pm: [report]
Don’t really agree with the article. What’s not to like? All sound fun on paper, look fun in photos & are fun in real life. And thank god for the bacon you can make in the toaster oven
CaleeKay
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 07:24 pm: [report]
1. too much jealousy involved. someone is going to get annoyed for one reason or another.. and what is the point, if a girl is interested in trying it then she obviously just wants to see what being with a girl is like, or she just wants to try another man, same goes with a guy.. (that is, if these people are in relationships) if they arent, who cares!
2. my bf told me he was into this when he use to look at porn, we never have tried it, it makes me nervous.
3. weve done it once, not intentionally, it was whatever, i dont have big enough boobs..
4. i actually dont mind anal, its great when things are going smoothly. we use to do it more often, but not as much anymore, i just prefer sex. but i dont recall it ever being much cleanup at all..
hawaiianpeach
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 07:30 pm: [report]
I told my ex that if he gets anal so DO I! Subsequently I offered a field trip to the local sex shop so he could purchase a strap on for me. No more requests for anal
bethlynn00
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:48 pm: [report]
1. I hear some guys disagre with this one, saying they have more than their dick to please a woman, unfortunately most of the guys who want to have 3 somes have not learned how to please one woman using other parts of their bodies, and all women are different, so you’re not going to be able to please both women everytime, which is why 3 somes rarely turn out good for everyone involved. Plus men seem to think that like 100% of women are bi or have a bi fantasy and that’s just not true, many of us are strictly dickly, all the time.
2. Yeah, I guess that depends what you’re into. I have met men who enjoy an audience, but of course I have met those who say they want an audience, but when the time comes they can;t perform…
3. Forget about what guys don’t enjoy! Titty-fu**king is just not enjoyable, sorry. I’m not really understanding the point of it. I have C cups and I’ve had some pretty well-endowed guys try it and it wasn;t working for either of us.
4. Yeah, anal is gross and the reason men, men get pleasure out of it is that they have a prostate which can be stimulated, while women don’t, it’s not an activity meant for women to enjoy, so I think we should all just say goodbye to it now. And I don;t care what any women says, you don’t enjoy anal, you simply like pain, which is all you feel with anal, there is no stimulation, you are simply a masochist.
Taurwen
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:00 pm: [report]
Personally I thoroughly enjoy the boob sex. It’s something I’ve even requested and is generally something that happens when I’m too sore for actual sex, and he’s too sore for a hand job. Although to be fair I guess I’m a G (bordering on H when they’ve gotten a lot of attention recently) in the boob department, so maybe that’s why I like it so much.
sklut
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:13 pm: [report]
I have very large breasts and enjoy them in an infinite amount of ways but after the first 5 seconds boob sex is not one of those ways.
develange
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
haha, love Mucho Macho’s comments.
I know some straight guys who would be down for a woman man man threesome. Why hasn’t anyone mentioned those?
sex in public? meh, there are people i would DEFINITELY not want watching me. and the whole getting arrested thing.
sex with boobs? meh.
anal? more and more straight guys are “discovering” they like things in their ass…now anal won’t be so one sided. yay.
GreenEyedGirl
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:31 pm: [report]
1) i’ve yet to have one turn out well for everyone, but i’m willing to try again if George Clooney is included
2) love it. anytime, anywhere. seriously.
3) have DD’s & it’s a turn on
4) bad story - ended up in the ER from, well, it’s just not supposed to go there. the Dr suggested i might not want to do that again. completely embarrassing & humiliating. if you’re on the fence about it, hop down & back away slowly…
wonderfultonight
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:35 pm: [report]
@develange - I was wondering the same thing - has anyone tried the woman man man? I almost did several years ago when I was “young and foolish,” but one of the guys decided he didn’t want to “share.” I guess it’s ok for a guy to want 2 girls, but not the other way around.
CaleeKay
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 12:00 am: [report]
@bethlynn00
um seriously? dont use your opinion to try and say anal is all about wanting pain, because im going to have to call you out on that.
no sh*t it can be painful, but i dont need to explain in detail how to avoid that, feel free to google it.
the physical sensations available during anal sex are uniquely different from anything else. The rectum is lined with nerve endings which can signal the brain with good feelings. obviously some love it, and some dont ever want it.
but PLEASE, dont try and fill peoples heads with a complete no-no idea and say all they want is pain just becaue YOU dont approve of it.
portisheart
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 12:01 am: [report]
I do #2 ever other week and #4 can be fun.
#1 is still on my to do list.
secretsquirrel
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:11 am: [report]
I love how some commenters make profound pronouncements on here that cover every single person as if it is the Word from On High.
I LOVE anal. I orgasm fastest and easiest that way. (Oh, and as I tweeted to a friend….“enema before anal.” haha That takes care of any potential mess)
As for threesomes, I don’t do women, so the ones I’ve had were MMF and I had so much fun it should be illegal. :D
adamjs
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:31 am: [report]
@secretsquirrel: psst…don’t let tell the current girl i’m seeing about the enema trick - she’ll be onto me AGAIN about it…
secretsquirrel
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:35 am: [report]
@adamjs If you’re not into it, be straight up and tell her, but if you are, tell her you saw this interesting tweet… hehe
To be honest, the mess/ick factor is a turnoff and it makes a girl self-conscious. Taking care of things beforehand just lets me be relaxed and to beg, beg, beg for the alternative to vaginal sex.
adamjs
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 06:23 am: [report]
@secretsquirrel: yup - the mess factor kills it for me. Was OK the first time - before the thought even crossed my mind. Ignorance is bliss.
_jsw_
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 06:55 am: [report]
1. Threesomes.
Never tried one. If I had a chance with two women I didn’t know very well or at least had no feelings for, I’d consider it, but otherwise I figure it’s a recipe for disaster in most cases and not a chance I’d like to take. It might turn out fine, but I think in most cases it’s at best a ticking time bomb in a relationship.
2. Sex in public.
Big fan. Not with an audience, but with that risk factor involved. Outside, in stairwells, in office rooms, etc. Haven’t tried it in forever, but still a big fan. But smart enough to know the difference between a thrill and a stupid risk. Know your environment.
3. Sex with boobs.
Never tried it. I never really thought it’d be worth the attempt, so I’ll keep it in my “I’ll do it if she wants it” list.
4. Anal sex
Never tried it. I have a slight interest in it, just to see what it would be like, but I can go through life without it, and it won’t be one of those deathbed regrets.
majicksand
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 07:51 am: [report]
I’m not interested in a MMF threesome. Turns out that’s a really good thing since my husband has tried it. He told me it’s really hard to respect a girl after watching a buddy “bang” her.
william.paul
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 10:43 am: [report]
1) It isn’t necessarily true that it’s going to break down a relationship. I was propositioned by two girls back in college and we’re all still on good terms.
2) Huge fan. Outside, in the bed of my truck, in a lecture hall, playground, parking lot, etc. etc.
3) Meh, it can be fun but there certainly are some technical issues to be worked out.
4) Same feelings as for #3, It can be a blast for both partners, but there are some details to work out.
BedRocka
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 11:31 am: [report]
hmmm I say try # 3 in reverse .... then you are in heaven!
BedRocka
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 11:37 am: [report]
3somes- two dudes, one girl, Rotisserie Style guarantees participation for all parties involved throw in a hi five during the process and you have ingredients for an awesome time. No one left in the corner to get beverages or anything! So play away peeps!
sebaceous
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 11:52 am: [report]
I was invited to join a threesome in 2006 (Female joing M-F) and we are all still together in a monogomous relationship. Go figure!
My guy and I love throwing #3 into the mix on occasion. I have double D’s. Mix it with a BJ and lube, and you have one big giant turn on for me. Seeing him “finish” between them is like my own personal porn movie right in front of my face. Maybe I am pervy but so is he so this works great for us.
Lynn
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 12:43 pm: [report]
sebaceous - you are all three still together in a monogamous relationship? what? that’s impossible.
OhioGuy
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 03:06 pm: [report]
The only threesome I was involved in was fun, but not mind blowing. There’s a lot of fun you can have though, if you’re willing to think past simple intercourse.
Boob play is fun, but it’s all about angles and positions, and not everybody enjoys it.
I’m in a weird place with anal in that I’m not wild about it but my girl loves it. It’ from from a taboo standpoint, and I enjoy anything she enjoys, but if it were up to me I’ll use the proper equipment provided, rather than make something work out back.
showbiiiz
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:08 pm: [report]
My last partner was the one who got me into public sex, so there was no shrinkage there…
He was also WAY into anal. Probably too much, in my opinion. Ha.
Tejas Teacher
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]
As far as threesomes go, I was never one of those guys who wanted my girl to hop in bed with another woman, but recoiled in horror if she wanted a MFM. About ten years ago my GF and I had two fun three ways with a good friend of mine. Funny thing is, he was THE ONLY friend that I could ever have imagined doing that with. I enjoyed watching her being pleasured and getting pleasure, so I was not jealous.
And as far as guys pooping out early on the FMF activity? All I can say is “Dude, if watching your lady go at it with another naked female is not enough to get you to “return to the starting position” (wink) and soon, then I just don’t get it.
Peter
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 11:30 pm: [report]
1. I’ve had two threesomes and never any problems, although there wasn’t an emotional connection to complicate matters. The first time was MFF, the second MMF. My best friend and I ‘tag teamed’ this girl we knew from school. Pretty fun, high fives and all. I couldn’t imagine doing it with a girl I’m dating though. Also not sure about this ‘certain threshold’ thing, I can maintain an erection after coming a few times (haven’t tried past three) without any downtime. I’m not sure if this is common or not though?
2. The closest I’ve come to sex in public is in my car at the movie theater.
I’ve had sex in a car plenty of times, and around friends and acquaintances, but I’d say the movie theater parking lot was the most public. I wouldn’t mind getting more adventurous, as long as I can stay out of jail.
3. Haven’t done this yet. Sounds fun to try, but I can’t imagine this being a staple of my sex life.. I think I would need more pressure to actually come. I have trouble getting off from head, and only then if a hand job is added while I’m getting it.
4. This is more like something on a list I have to check off. Although if she wanted to I could probably do it on a consistent basis.
absolutpalm
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 12:44 am: [report]
@ bethlynn00
Absolutely ridiculous, and a terrible case of generalizing your own personal preferences regarding a particular sex act to an entire gender. I’m a female. I don’t like particularly rough sex, don’t enjoy getting choked or smacked around, don’t take pleasure from a lot of acts that could be considered “masochistic” or painful, and yet I LOVE anal. I can differentiate pain from pleasure and anal doesn’t hurt for me. It’s smooth, more deep and intense feeling (and no, by intense I don’t mean “ow, it hurts”) than anything else, makes my boy feel bigger and firmer inside me, and anyone with a proper hygiene regimen that enjoys anal will be able to tell you that it isn’t gross in the least. I’ve never had any problems with “grossness” of any kind during my experience with anal—keep yourself clean and healthy and it won’t be an issue. I don’t enjoy pain. I do enjoy anal. Obviously you’re not meant for it, as I’m sure many aren’t, but that particular area holds an enormous amount of nerve endings and thereby pleasure for many, many people—probably lots of people that are hesitant to give it a try due to generalizations like the ones you’ve made. Very narrow-minded, and very simple of you, I say. Don’t ruin the possibility of other people’s pleasure because of your own prejudices.
catscratchfever
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 12:49 pm: [report]
I’m not into public sex, but I do like yelling and/or honking at other people when I catch them doing it. It’s all about the thrill of getting caught, so I’m doing them a service, right?
BiancaDivine
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]
Interesting. My experiences with threesomes has been very, very fun (and um, no one was ignored; you just need to figure out how to do it right). I myself have never been into sex in public very much, though I’ve tried it here and there. #3, I totally agree; is it that interesting for the guy? For me, I could take it or leave it, really. And #4, well, I must not have the knack because it is very painful for me… ow!
Maxxx Steele
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 01:47 pm: [report]
1. Threesomes.
The more the merrier, just make sure you have established the trust factor and communication between all parties. We are swingers, so we have crossed this bridge already. Any combination is good for us. I find more male, less female is a better ratio as men have a hard enough time keeping one happy at a time!
2. Sex in public.
Meh… been there done it, got the public indecency fine to prove it, but its nothing too exotic for us.
3. Sex with boobs.
I dont get much out of it and its only a “something to do” if its that time of the month and getting messy or doing it in the shower is not an option.
4. Anal sex.
We both like it, so why wouldnt we? We have found what feels good therefore we keep doing it! Cleanliness is a pretty big factor…. also refer to the answer for question #1. :D
onewriter
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 12:29 am: [report]
rofl!!!!
hotmom
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 09:05 pm: [report]
I’ve tried all of them except #1. Will never do that. #4 a couple times, but not into it. done the other 2 many times especially sex on the beach, in the woods on an island, in a lawnchair by the bonfire, in the boat on the lake, on the trampoline…Many places. Next I’d like to do it in an elevator or bathroom on an airplane or maybe the movies. K, enough about this.
remembercedricdiggory
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 12:27 pm: [report]
It’s kinda pissing me off how everyone’s saying there’s no way a woman could enjoy anal. If you think it hurts, you not doing it right, or not trying. Or the guy is too big.
For me, it hurts for about the first minute, but I have him go verrrry softly and verry slowly, letting him know when he can spped up a degree. Once it stops hurting, which doesn’t take long at all, he can speed up. And then I make him go quite hard and fast.
It’s the only intercourse I have orgasmed from. Vaginal is kind of difficult, since the feeling is not as intense.
And #3 if fun for me. It doesn’t feel arousing, but it does feel very nice and also rather soothing. And if he does finish while between them, then I do most definitely get aroused.
And I’m getting annoyed with the Frisky saying they KNOW what men will enjoy and what they won’t. And that goes for women too.
hanabira
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
I absolutely love number 3- one of the few pros of being a 30F- but not something I would do as the “end result” if you know what I mean. I love that my partner loves it too so maybe this is part of the attraction.
Number 1- just a generally bad idea in my opinion (we all know men aren’t the greatest of multitaskers at the best of times…) but perhaps in the right setting there are some master magicians in this field- IDK, number 2 has been fun on occasion but lets face it its risky so on rare occasion it’ll be staying and number 4- each to their own as long as the guy understands that real life and real women don’t work like porn.
justme234
wrote on October 18 2009 @ 05:56 pm: [report]
1. My then fiancee (now wife of many years) and I did a 3 way with our best man a few months before the wedding. He was a friend from childhood and the two of them were in school together. We all had a great time. It was fun and playful and I enjoyed her pleasure.
2. If you mean like in public where you might get caught - never with that intention. However, outdoors is much fun - the beach at night, this summer out in our pool in the afternoon, in a hot tub in the mountains above Santa Fe in the snow, after lunch on a beach in Costa Rica with the Pacific waves on one side and the jungle on the other.
3. I have had boob sex with a few girls. Enjoyed it each time as did they (because of how it excited me at the time). One initiated it as part of foreplay; the feeling was great. Not sure the physical pleasure for them was more than any boob fondling, but they liked my response.
4. No real desire for anal. Too interested in everything else.
Final comment - time and again I see women on these types of columns say “No girl likes _________.” If you say that, you can be sure you’re wrong. Heck, even if you say none of my girlfriends like ___, you’re probably wrong - they just aren’t telling you everything their lover knows.
MyPleasure.com
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 10:27 am: [report]
The great things about sexual fantasies is that you are in complete control. Nothing can go wrong and no one can get hurt. The problem is that sometimes we think that if we have a fantasy that means we want or should do it in real life. Some things really are best kept as fantasies.
draymond
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 10:46 pm: [report]
There is anal sex in the real world and then there is the ‘anal sex’ that is the mainstay of porn movies. About the only thing the two have in common are the same body parts. I agree that I could not imagine any woman not being paid to act like she is enjoying it wanting some guy to just flip her over and start rapidly ramming his uncovered and marginally lubricated cock into her dry anus.
And thus by the same token when a guy whose anal sex knowledge comes from porn confronts what is really needed to do it cleanly, safely, and in a manner with a least a chance of being pleasurable to the woman, can easlily find it not worth the bother.
The modern porn version of ‘anal sex’ was an invention of directors to have the woman being penetrated while having an unobstructed view of her vagina.
onewriter
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 11:10 pm: [report]
@draymond I think that makes sense.
sebaceous
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 01:29 pm: [report]
Lynn—why is that impossible? Monogomous does not mean *only* between 2 people! The three of us are monogomous to each other. Make sense?
Lynn
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 03:03 pm: [report]
I assume mean that you three are in an exclusive relationship, because the definition of monogamy is
mo⋅nog⋅a⋅my [muh-nog-uh-mee]
–noun
1. marriage with only one person at a time.
2. Zoology. the practice of having only one mate.
3. the practice of marrying only once during life.
william.paul
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 03:35 pm: [report]
@Lynn Yes, by the technical definition of monogamy, sebaceous does not have a monogamous relationship. But from a practical perspective, she might as well be. If you have a better term, I’d like to hear it.
TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:34 am: [report]
@MyPleasure.com
I agree—I think in my case, reality would have a way of ruining fantasies. Some people can make a smooth transition from fantasy to real life, but I’m pretty sure I’m not one of them.
SamL
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:00 am: [report]
1. Threesomes.
I’ve tried it but to be honest, I find it difficult to concentrate on who/what I’m doing at any one time when in a 3 some. Too many distractions so it’s a rare, rare occurrence. Maybe I should try it more often….
2. Sex in public.
Not a big fan. Yeah I’ve tried it but decided I like my creature comforts way too much, and the idea of what a draft of cold, night air can do to my levels of desire, don’t thrill me at all. Happy that others love it, but not for me. Sorry.
3. Sex with boobs.
Forget it! Apart from the fact I don’t have big enough boobs to make the necessary form, (unless we’re talking super midget penis) I can’t see what’s in it for me.
4. Anal sex
Now we’re talking. I really, really enjoy anal sex. My partner in crime needs to be super experienced though. Amateurs, or those that try to force the issue, simply turn everything off!
Yodar Critch
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]
Don’t always assume that the ladies don’t like anal sex. My lady likes it a lot (much more than I do).
She just draws the line at the Dirty Sanchez (and rightfully so)