4 Celebrated Sex Positions That Men Aren’t Really Into
Posted by: Phil Dotree
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11:00AM, Friday October 9th 2009
Sex is really not that complicated, and many attempts from so-called “sexperts” to “spice it up” with a variety of positions end up making things overly complex. Now, men are in no position (pun intended) to complain, and there really aren’t any sex positions that we won’t appreciate. It’s like going to the Super Bowl: We’re happy to be there; we’re not going to complain about the tickets. I’m just saying that basic sex positions are by no means boring. There’s a reason that the “odd” positions aren’t the most popular—they can sometimes be dangerous, uncomfortable or, in rare occasions, life-threatening. We’ll still love it, though.
With that being said, here’s a look at some common sex positions that men don’t necessarily appreciate in the way that sex columnists tend to indicate that we do.
1. Reverse cowgirl. This particular position is endorsed ad infinitum in issues of magazines like Cosmopolitan dating back to roughly the 1400s, before sex even existed. The woman is on top and is facing away from the man. Magazines are quick to point out that this gives the guy a view of your ass.
The thing is, though, most men would rather be looking at the front of you, and this particular position greatly improves the chances of women suddenly sitting on our penises. This position is like walking a sexual tightrope. Don’t be surprised if you look back and see us praying.
2. Standing against a wall. It’s basically doggy style, only you’re both standing. This creates considerable embarrassment for the man if he’s not very tall, or even if he’s about the same height as the woman. There’s also not a lot of thrusting room. We’ll be pining for an actual bed in no time. Besides, if you’re over at our place, we really don’t want you to see how completely filthy the walls are—not filthy in a sexy way, filthy more in an “Oh God, I hope I don’t contract lockjaw” way.
3. Knees over the head. Another big Cosmo suggestion, for flexible women, is the knees-over-the-head position. Basically, the woman is in an extended crunch while the man tries to hold his balance and smells the woman’s feet. Needless to say, it’s not a great position after a long night of dancing, drinking, or both. Despite what the magazines say, the “enhanced pressure” doesn’t make any difference to dudes. It’s basically missionary position with gymnastics. Not so much sexy as confusing.
4. Sex on furniture. Generally speaking, any sexual position that incorporates furniture other than a bed can become a problem easily. Heavyset guys will traumatically remember scenes of Chris Farley bursting through a table on “Saturday Night Live,” and the thinner guys will worry about splinters or accidentally tipping over, no matter who’s on top or in front or leaning back or whatever. Furniture just seems to get in the way for guys. Though we won’t refuse sex when you’re standing on a chair or balancing on a glass table, we’ll be anxious the whole time, both about breaking you, breaking ourselves and breaking that damn IKEA furniture that we just assembled last week.
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bogart4017
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:07 am: [report]
I had a girlfriend that swore on the standing against the wall position. She would basically palm the wall while i got bust behind. It drove her nuts and it was the only way she could “squirt”.
Oliveira
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:07 am: [report]
Let me offer a gay man’s viewpoint (yes, I’ll be here all week):
1. This looks like a great way to break the guy’s penis. Unless vaginas are kind of very flexible that is. Like, made-of-jelly kind of flexible.
2. Are heterosexuals really that filthy? I mean, really? WALLS? I’m not as clean as my boyfriend, but normally you can lean against a wall at my place and not stick to it.
3. I think we did this one at yoga and I didn’t like it all that much then either.
4. I’m sorry, not there with you at all. Just get a better table. A heavyset table that doesn’t come from IKEA. Make it appeal to your manhood. “Me Tarzan, me lift heavy table, oof me back just went”. Okay, not like that…
spatula
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:17 am: [report]
I’m not a fan of reverse cowgirl myself. It’s like doggy style but laying down, and never seems to work right.
kmatter
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:20 am: [report]
i don’t like 1 or 2… frankly i’m usually pretty satisfied with missionary… and i didn’t think sex on furniture was that big of an issue… like couches and chairs… i don’t think i’d ever consider doing it on a table tho… i’d feel on display. even in my own house :-p
retro chic
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:21 am: [report]
Why does the woman in the pic need a helmet? I may be scared.
Oliveira
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:23 am: [report]
See? See? I said it was dangerous!
Perceptible
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:26 am: [report]
Umm.. my bf LOVES reverse cowgirl, and my if my kitchen table could talk…. well, good thing it’s sturdy. And we both like the knees over the head position. Haven’t tried the wall thing tho. Maybe this weekend…
(My walls, as well as my furniture, are all spotlessly clean.)
spanishbutterfly
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:30 am: [report]
im with all excecpt # 3, i dont think my knees go up that far. Now what happens if u get stuck in that postion lol
Rose
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:30 am: [report]
@Oliveira, I love your comments. You’re so funny.
brandyalexander
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]
Oliviera: Haha, this straight girl has a way cleaner apartment than that. Jesus, Phil, why are your walls so dirty?
retro chic
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:34 am: [report]
heehee. Then, Oliveira, it would seem the ceilings – not walls – are more dangerous, or that the protection is at the wrong end… and on the wrong person.
IronSatan
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:37 am: [report]
I personally have yet to find a girl that doesn’t beg for doggy style or the wall….its difficult on the wall unless ur willing to experiment. Its not like u have to do it exactly like everyone explains it to you, I believe sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable and if I am wrong don’t tell me I love this fantasy. However me being tall does seem to help alot unless the girl is extremely short in which case an ID check is made. Well to the point sex is fun and if it don’t feel good then don’t do it! lol sorry I am pretty sure that one is common sense.
Jitterbugs232
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:42 am: [report]
I haven’t done any of these but since I am taller than my boyfriend, I don’t think the wall one would be much fun
Jenn27549
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:49 am: [report]
Well, I love reverse cowgirl so I’m going to do that from time to time for ME not HIM. But as much as he does like doggie style on the bed, anywhere else including the shower has never really worked out and he is about a foot taller than me.
sweetsdjc
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:49 am: [report]
Thoughts from my boyfriend on IM:
FW: Really AREN’T?!
NOBODY dislikes reverse cowgirl
That’s #&@$%
A wall is ok
It depends on height
You’re a little too short
Me:(
sad
FW: But, like, a footstool can make a difference
Knees over head is .. fine
Like
I enjoy that fine
And furniture?
Furniture is great as long as you’re not a fatass
And, like
I’m sorry
But most drunk sex is missionary or doggy style
Almost always
Because anything else is too complex
Saying “Knees over the head is a bad idea because you may be drunk” is just retarded
Queen Frostine
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:53 am: [report]
Husband loves reverse cowgirl. He especially digs it if I lean toward his feet, so he can see the whole penetration aspect. We’ve never suffered an incident in this position. No helmets required!
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 10:53 am: [report]
I like Ron White’s joke about the lazy dog. Doing it doggie, just get tired and fall over and continue as if nothing happened.
titsmagee
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 11:17 am: [report]
What a second…my bf loves reverse cowgirl and knees above the head. Like…almost every time we do it missionary we end up with my ankles on his shoulders.
kevinh
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 11:32 am: [report]
isnt reverse cowgirl the lazy mans doggystyle?
Emi
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 11:43 am: [report]
Both my boyfriend and I hate reverse cowgirl. There’s too much of a height difference for #2, but we do love us some #3 and #4.
amandabear
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 12:07 pm: [report]
1 and 3 are okay, love 2, 4 is good depending what you do it on.
SamL
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 12:07 pm: [report]
Well I love all of these positions. And if my sexual partners don’t they haven’t let me know about it.
In fact, the one position all my partners are vocal about NOT liking, is your basic flat on the back missionary!
But then I am afflicted with sexual OCD according to a survey elsewhere on this site….
bellsz
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 12:26 pm: [report]
I think phil must be gay because all these positions are pretty hot. And the reasons he gives for not loving them just strike me as screaming sexual inadequacy. I mean sex against a wall? Come on. That’s like a given that a guy would love that.
writergirl
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]
I don’t like 1, and have only done it once. (Too self conscious about what my butt looks like to get comfortable)
Never tried it against a wall, but would LOVE to. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t work given mine and my husband’s miniscule height difference.
Knees over head—eh…Its ok…wouldn’t say it is anything special.
Sex on furniture…my son was concieved on the old couch. I actually miss having sex on furniture. It was fun.
SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:13 pm: [report]
“A sex position that men aren’t really into”? That makes absolutely no sense.
_jsw_
@SCRMOM: [quote=SCRMOM]“A sex position that men aren’t really into”? That makes absolutely no sense.wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:21 pm: [report]
The only sex positions men aren’t into are ones that involve only women, and that’s not by choice.
_jsw_
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:22 pm: [report]
Guess the quote=xxxx thing doesn’t work yet. Let me retry:
@SCRMOM:
The only sex positions men aren’t into are ones that involve only women, and that’s not by choice.
SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:28 pm: [report]
@_jsw_ LOL But, don’t some men choose to be in that position also?
_jsw_
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:33 pm: [report]
@bellsz:
Not to restate the obvious too frequently, but these columns exist to bring in page views, and so the more controversial, the better. Phil might be a sexual dynamo, but he’d still write this column to generate comments. And frankly, I’m not sure how being gay would make a huge difference. None of these positions are hetero-exclusive.
_jsw_
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
@SCRMOM: Well, then, I’ll stick by the technicality that they aren’t actually “into” it.
SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]
@_jsw_: See, still predictable!
LunaLena
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:53 pm: [report]
Ignore this post, this is a test.
[quote=Test]test
LunaLena
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:54 pm: [report]
Huh, interesting, the
part disappeared! There must be a black hole in the Internetz.
LunaLena
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]
WEIRD, it just doesn’t like [ quote ] with no spaces and a “/” in it.
SamL
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:06 pm: [report]
Hey Luna, you just got your tags mixed up….
You put: [quote=Test]test</blockquote>
Try either two <blockquotes> or two <quotes>
Like
LunaLena
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
I can do quotes, that’s not the problem. I was just testing out what jsw said about assigning a person’s name to a quote. Theoretically, when you use [quote=<insert name>] at the beginning of a quote, a quote box with the words “<insert name> said…” followed by the quote should appear. I noticed that his comment didn’t have the [ / quote ] at the end, and wondered if he’d left it out accidentally. But apparently not, I guess the site needs to eat those HTML codes to run.
NomChompsky
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
“Now, men are in no position (pun intended) to complain”
Sure we are. Complain is maybe the wrong word, and I’m probably overreacting, but it annoys me when people presume that men will take any sex they can get and should be happy to do so. Sex isn’t a gift from women to men.
NomChompsky
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:29 pm: [report]
P.S., I’ve tried all of these, and they can all be awesome depending on the person and the situation. Not every position is for everybody in every circumstance, but that should be fairly obvious, no?
SamL
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
[QUOTE=LunaLena]LunaLena, What happens if you use similar tags?
If it doesn’t work then HTML is the way to go…
SamL
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]
@Nom, .....but it annoys me when people presume that men will take any sex they can get and should be happy to do so. Sex isn’t a gift from women to men.
It annoys me too, so I very much agree your comment!
SamL
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:37 pm: [report]
.... but I think the original comment from SCRMOM was meant in jest!
_jsw_
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]
I love the ongoing changes-as-we-write. Every time I come back, the comment formatting options and the quoted blocks look different.
SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]
@SamL: I was trying to be funny, but I think Nom was referencing someone else’s comment. But, I think they were being sarcastic anyway. I don’t think posters on this site have the mentality that sex is a gift that women give to men - well, we’ve had some of those posters in the past, but they aren’t around
posting under that screennameanymore.SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]
@_jsw_: Other than the options below the “Post a Comment” section, where do you get the formating options?
SCRMOM
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
Oops - “formatting”
ootie
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 03:06 pm: [report]
My boyfriend and I love all of these. Especially reverse cowgirl and knees over your head (which really isn’t that hard). I used to dislike reverse cowgirl, but after trying it a few times at my boyfriend’s request, I realized I just need to squat with my feet (rather than knees) on the bed. Now I really like it.
Ginger
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 03:07 pm: [report]
Knees above the head is something guys don’t like?
I’ll be sure to tell that to all the men who have grabbed my ankles and hoisted them up.
MuchoMacho
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 03:53 pm: [report]
1 - bad angle for me. i lose wood. yeah, i said it.
2 - my wang doesnt curve “up” so this doesnt work all that well. facing each other against a wall is hot tho. and clean ur walls… jesus.
3 - i hit bottom in a lot of positions. not a brag, it becomes a problem with girls who stop me to say it hurts, and break my rhythm. i touch bottom with this one. its super nice if a chick is into that feeling. many are not.
4 - always hot to break in new furniture. always. dont have to finish while on said furniture, but always nice to break stuff in…
develange
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 04:04 pm: [report]
I’m not guy, but I’m not a fan of reverse cowgirl. The penetration is too shallow and I feel detached staring at the guy’s feet. Doggy is much more intense.
Reverse cowgirl is used in porn way too much. Maybe I watch the wrong porn.
remembercedricdiggory
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 04:12 pm: [report]
Well, I don’t know about anyone else’s man, but mine loves “me on the bed lying down and him standing” with the legs on his shoulders.
And would definitely love reverse cowgirl, as any view of my ass is appreciated. But I myself wouldn’t like it as much, because for us, cowgirl is mostly about the intimacy.
slip
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 05:49 pm: [report]
Reverse Cowgirl allows her unfettered access to the Manly Coin Purse. Hilarity ensues.
Slip
Antiquity
wrote on October 9 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]
@slip. -giggles- That’s a win comment.
The only way I can ‘cum’ is with the ankles above the head thing… Totally my favorite.
ChocoBoo
wrote on October 10 2009 @ 01:19 am: [report]
Furniture sex: never do it on an over-stuffed, bouncy couch!(I almost broke my booty bones when we bounced off).
Tried the up against the wall (facing him) deal: my man is 6"2, I’m a 5"5 munchkin. I had to hang on to him for dear life like a koala bear clings to a eucalyptus tree!
onewriter
wrote on October 10 2009 @ 10:29 am: [report]
@oliveira hahaha!!! I love it!
and
@ironsatan “However me being tall does seem to help alot unless the girl is extremely short in which case an ID check is made.” Ha ha!!!
boy! where are you guys usually? we need more humor on here. Some of the posts are just rude!!
And yes, we have put my feet over his shoulders, which isn’t too hard as long as they’re not heavy-that takes the mind off of sex and onto “am I going to be able to hold out without oxygen?” But when I’m on my back usually pull my knees up anyway and put my feet on his back or thereabouts. Can’t help it…it’s as natural as hanging on like a koala as chocoboo said. The couch though, nice…good angle. We’ve only done it once, wow, in 9 months? Maybe we need to do it again! lol I was actually thinking of jumping him on it tonight. We both liked it very much. Other furniture? Not yet. Wall? No. Reverse cowboy? um…not gonna happen. I ride facing him and prefer that thank you very much. remembercedericdiggery has it right. It’s about intimacy. Besides, he likes to love other parts of me at the same time and it’s convenient when they are well within reach. ha!
majicksand
wrote on October 10 2009 @ 11:02 am: [report]
Reverse cowgirl definitely requires practice. You can’t take sex too seriously or be too self-conscious if you want it to work.
Standing against the wall facing each other is awkward. Standing doggie-style is great except when you get to the jello-knees orgasm part. Balance becomes an issue.
My husband loves to throw my ankles over his shoulders. My only issue is my lack of leverage in that position. (I want my iron railing bed back! Being able to grab the headboard was very useful.
)
Furniture should always be christened if at all possible. The delicate marble end table is a bad idea. The butcher block island in the kitchen and the new lazyboy? Those are a must.
retro chic
wrote on October 10 2009 @ 11:39 am: [report]
Headboards are required equipment, absolutely. Makes me wonder if some bedroom furniture designers are even having sex.
@slip: so true! The coin purse! [giggles] There is much playing with the change, haha… I just don’t want him asking me to go searching the hiding place in the couch cushions. Some of us have our limits!
slip
wrote on October 11 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]
@Retro Chic, God bless you.
Slip
casablancas
wrote on October 11 2009 @ 03:00 pm: [report]
I dunno about the others, but as for #2.. my boy is about a foot taller than me, so it’s immediately out of the running.
Queen Frostine
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]
As for all the height comments, THIS is why I bought cushy ottomans.
Humble Bee
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 02:38 pm: [report]
I hate over the knees, especially after dinner, I so want to fart. My past partners all enjoyed reverse cowgirl, I didn’t mind it either. @Retro Chic, I thought that was her fro, but its a helmet!, how funny. I’m a shorty too, so I don’t like against the wall, call me old school but I like some doggy and missionary..
Green_Viking
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
@MuchoMacho
I feel your pain. Just remember, the vagina expands greatly when a woman is fully aroused, but it can take awhile to go from 3-4” to the full 8-9”.
@RetroChic
I think that is supposed to be an afro.
1) Depends on the woman. It works best in my experience if the woman squats down. Many women do not have the ankle strength and flexibility to make that work for anywhere close to the right amount of time.
2) Very intense sensations from this one, height differences and penis length vs. vagina depth can make it difficult if unequal.
3) This is one of my favorites!!
4) Weak furniture = Greater grip on the woman. Not always disliked.
MuchoMacho
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 04:25 pm: [report]
tried #1 last night like someone above recommended, with her on her feet instead of her knees. much better angle for me. she coudlnt last long, but i think with practice that could be a winner. im learning so much here…
CJ1432
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 07:18 pm: [report]
As for sex on the wall, make sure you don’t live in some old place with crappy drywall, like my first apartment….try explaining that to your landlord.
GreenEyedGirl
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:02 pm: [report]
ex loved reverse cowgirl - def on feet, not knees & guys, it helps if you support some of that bum you’re enjoying the view of if you want it to last a bit longer. i’m personally not a fan because unless there’s a mirror, we’re stuck looking at your knobby knees & thinking “good lord, why can’t he take his socks off?”
stiffinp
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 06:50 am: [report]
Muchomacho: I see your point on number 3.
Green__Viking: I didn’t exactly know the vagina adjusted for depth as well, thanks.
With the ankles on the shoulders, I have hit bottom a few times. I don’t think a woman likes a guy trying to punch a hole into her urerus, but thats my opinion. Doing that, however, is not enjoyable to me, for my fleshy tip gets squeezed between the hard shaft inside me and the end of the tunnel!
SouthOC
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 10:29 am: [report]
1. Reverse cowgirl: Yeee haaaah!
2. Standing against a wall: Enjoy it while you’re young… There will come a time when you try positions that will have both of you saying “WTF are we doing? Let’s just go to the bed…”
3. Knees over the head: A woman’s elevated pelvis is always a good thing so long as both of you are comfortable.
4. Sex on furniture: For the love of god… stay off of any surface that is used for food preparation!
sidhbeag
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 03:25 pm: [report]
Olive- I’d seriously invite you to stay longer than the week… your first response, about the table, cracked me up so hard that i summarized the article and then quoted your comment to my bf at work, where he proceeded to crack.
you crack people…. stay on for a while
and yeah… i gotta say reverse cowgirl can be a little overrated (especially if you are turning around from regular cowgirl while trying not to pop off) unless the gal leans BACK almost parallel to her partner’s stomach. Its a pretty effective g-spot stimulant, but just sitting up there… cowgirling…. makes me think about the cellulite on my bum, and gives me a chance to see around the room, which i then realize needs to be picked up and organized…. and then there goes any idea of a romantic evening
Rokkor
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 05:45 pm: [report]
You really shouldn’t speak for all men when you’re listing your own sexual preferences. I’m actually a really big fan of 1 and 4. Crazily enough, opinions vary from person to person.
And shame on you for discouraging women from trying the reverse cowboy.
verbal0rchid
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 07:48 pm: [report]
@ Oliviera - *laughing*
I don’t personally go for any of those positions. Table tops are hard and sorry, back aches are not a turn on for me. I’m a mere 5’4” so over the shoulders just give me leg cramps. Reverse cowgirl - I don’t like straight cow-girl. I’m submissive, being on top is not my bag in any case. It makes me feel too much like I’m having to be in control which is not what I like.
slestie
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 02:39 am: [report]
wow, doggy style is as standard as missionary? looks like I need to do some research.
jackofhearts
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 05:15 am: [report]
LOVING this thread.
For my 2 cents,
1. Reverse Cow Girl - do it now and then, I’m with whoever said it feels a bit detached - I like looking in my boyf’s eyes, he likes looking at my arse… hmm.
2.Against the wall - me and boyf are same height, we fit together perfectly lying down, but probably coudn’t do this. Bent over the bathroom/kitchen sink is a whole other story..
3.Legs over head - Surely this is just standard, everyone seems to dig it? Writer, you’re doing it wrong?
4.Furniture - Don’t think there’s a piece in my house which hasn’t seen things it shouldn’t. Love taking it out of the bed and into the living room/kitchen/bathroom/dining room/play room/garden…
Also, for all you girls who find the reverse cowgirl a bit tricky, I would suggest trying sitting on his lap while he sits on the edge of the bed/chair. He still gets a fairly good arse-view, but you can leverage with your feet on the floor. It’s less tiring, so you can go for longer…
bluejeansandpearls
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 09:15 am: [report]
1. Thank you Jackofhearts: i’ll have to try the reverse on the edge of a chair… on the bed it feels like my thigh muscles are burning off when i’m on my feet.
2. Thanks to CJ1432 I will not be trying the up-against-the-wall position in my apartment.
3. This is a staple position… right up there with missionary and doggy.
4. Those worried about breaking that coffee table have obviously never broken the support beam on their bed!
Keep in mind that it’s all furniture!
vegan_eskimo
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 04:50 pm: [report]
Sex positions men aren’t into translates into;
Sex men aren’t into, translates into;
FAIL!
Iammina
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
UMMm I am not into most of these either, except for the doin’ it on furniture such as the dining room table. Tables are good for oral sex. We tried rocking chairs and recliners but always ended up in bed. I am very flexable and have long legs so #3 comes natural. A four poster bed is a plus and maybe Santa will bring me a sex chair for Christmas.
luvinpa131
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 11:22 am: [report]
The only time sex on furniture is fun is when it’s your boss’s desk :-D He was smiling for days after that one…
flirty lee
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 03:35 pm: [report]
I gotta argue here, reverse cowgirl is actually my guy and I’s favorite position! It makes me feel the best, and I certainly don’t hear him complaining either! It may be dangerous, but nothing bad has ever happened to us yet (knock on wood!).
Knees over the head is another favorite of ours, but I can understand why most men wouldn’t like it. I’m pretty sure my guy mostly likes it because he has a wicked foot fetish…
flirty lee
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 03:43 pm: [report]
Also, if you’re going to try sex on furniture, I don’t reccommend it on anything made of leather!!! My boy and I don’t take sex too seriously so it was still just as fun for us, but we tried it with him sitting on a leather coucha and me straddling, and four or five times he had to pick me up and sit us back down because we kept sliding right off the couch once things started getting wet!
draymond
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 11:09 pm: [report]
Reverse Cowgirl really is mostly an invention of the porn industry, particularly when combined with the guy sitting on the edge of a couch (furniture?). It gives the camera a great view, which if you think of it means that the guy doesn’t!
The standing against a wall is great for quickies outside of the bedroom. I couldn’t imagine doing it someplace where there were more comfortable alternatives. It is actually cleaner than having the woman’s back against the wall, and less bruising. She can use her hands and feet to stay a few inches off of the wall rather than being ground against it. In addition the guy can reach around for her breasts and clit.
It takes quite a bit of work and flexibility to get the knees all the way above the head, but the halfway to that position, with the guy kneeling and the woman’s legs straign up, is a personal favorite, particulary on warm mights where full body contact gets too sticky too quickly.
Furniture? Well, some postions are just wonderful, but a great many examples people have in their heads from porn movies are things that only work in porn movies. Also some stains that you just wash the sheets (or get new sheets) and forget about can be embarrasing on an upholstered sofa.
Andrew Johnson
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]
Mr. Dotree,
You don’t speak for all men. Stop purporting to speak for us and if you insist on trying to, don’t be so utterly wrong!
Ironically, you’ve managed to hit on four of my favorite positions, but then that’s just my opinion, I’m not paid to project my preferences onto half the population. Perhaps it’s our definition of the word “man” that differs. A man asks for what he wants and doesn’t tolerate what he doesn’t. A man can hold a woman up should the furniture collapse beneath them and knows how to rebuild a dining room table… or a couch… several times if necessary. And no man, I mean NO man, dislikes reverse cowgirl… except apparently you.