30 Places To Do It Before You’re 30*

Starry Eyed
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 05:56 pm: [report]

Hmm I need to get cracking!  I’m nearly 25 and have only done it in 4 of the above locations (well, I combined two ‘cause the tent was IN the woods, and the deed was done multiple times).  I dunno if the zoo really appeals to me, but many of the others do

miss dee
wrote on August 16 2008 @ 06:39 pm: [report]

Parents’ bed?? OK, I’m passing on that one. It might be hilarious for a rebellious teenager, but if you’re doing it in your parents’ bed when you’re an adult and have no need to get “back” at them, that smacks of psychological issues to me.

Buddy and Snowball
wrote on August 17 2008 @ 09:18 am: [report]

We feel like complete slackers now. Damn.

Kiki T
wrote on August 18 2008 @ 03:07 pm: [report]

OMG, was at a waterfall this weekend—one you can get behind and get it on. I so thought about this post and kept looking around for someone to hook up with…no go…still, 6 down, 24 to go…

Budlight Lime Gal
wrote on August 19 2008 @ 09:46 am: [report]

okay I’ve done 19 of them…

Baad Faerie
wrote on August 19 2008 @ 10:37 am: [report]

how the hell do you hook up in an elevator?

tomr
wrote on August 20 2008 @ 09:14 am: [report]

For those of us over 30: do not despair!  I assume the rules of the game change to be “40 Best Places To Have Sex Before You’re 40”... So, what are the incremental 10?

Nicole
wrote on August 26 2008 @ 06:41 pm: [report]

I’ve done about 4 or 5. But I also have places not mentioned—-like the Monorail @ Disney World. How about that one?

Jenny Talls
wrote on August 29 2008 @ 04:38 pm: [report]

I’ve done six of those…
I happen to be 16 years of age.

Christien
wrote on September 12 2008 @ 11:54 am: [report]

Haha, #17 is definitely not for the vertically gifted.

wants it but afraid
wrote on September 28 2008 @ 03:57 pm: [report]

man i wish that i could have it in all of those places to bad i am afraid of getting well you know but i still have time but #2 or #20 would be nice for my first time but #25 would have to be quick or in someplace with a lot of floors to go up or down.!!!!!!!!!!LOL

hollie
wrote on October 19 2008 @ 01:29 pm: [report]

my boyfriends bed.
the hot tub
camping
trees
good fun we have
=]
and otherr sexy places

Farm girl
wrote on October 22 2008 @ 10:13 am: [report]

If you think a cornfield is sexy, you have clearly never been in a cornfield! It’s all mud - and not the good kind. This is the voice of experience here.

Also, I think you meant “bale of hay” not barrel.

Lucky Red
wrote on December 14 2008 @ 08:10 pm: [report]

Well, I have done 9. I think it helps that I live in MT, so there were a few that happen ‘regularly’. Haha, 4 more years to bang out the other 21.

**except for the beach, ugh. no thanks ever again!

nikki
wrote on December 20 2008 @ 12:18 am: [report]

OK, I’m passing on that one. It might be hilarious for a rebellious teenager sex toys to have sex with right

Drewinsky
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 10:16 pm: [report]

I’m surprised inside a church isn’t listed.  I’ve done that and the rush was amazing!!  I know I’m going to hell for that!!!!

ShortyDooWop
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]

so i’m pretty boring…this list made me feel bad LOL…I’ve done it in 6 of those places…but none of the exciting ones!!! :(

SouthOC
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 10:08 am: [report]

# 8:  I think your co-workers might object. :-D

# 17: This one has to come off of the list.  It’s a hold-over from the 70’s “mile high club” and is absolutely rediculous.  An airplane bathroom is 1/3 the size of a phone booth, and most of them stink.

riensept
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 10:09 am: [report]

I’ve done ten of them, if you count the body of water at a pool.  And I’m sure the security guard was watching that one, because they were very friendly towards me.  Of course this is before I found out that there was a video camera capturing every moment of said encounter.  Whoops.  LOL

Keesh Mia
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 10:12 am: [report]

All these places sound very painful! All these hard surfaces are painful on the back and the knees.  I’d add
- back porch
- in a forest or the woods
- on the ice (i heard that once you figure out the “grip”, it could be quite steamy.)
- front passenger seat of a car parked by the ocean
- on a park bench

... be back when I think of more.

bethlynn00
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 10:35 am: [report]

LOL! I completely read the title wrong! I thought it said 30 places TO GO before you turn 30, and I’m reading it thinking, “Damn I wonder how many other women avoid their kitchen, and all other kitchens, like the plague as I do?”  Goodness I need to learn how to read, it wasn’t till I got down to “on the floor”, that I even realized it made no sense! Hilarious

Is anyone else afraid they’ll get sucked out of the plane using the bathroom. That fear is so overwhelming to me, I’ve never used the airplane restroom, I just hold it.  If i ever leave the country, I might be screwed though…

sparklestar
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 11:17 am: [report]

I hope none of you people live near me.

Queen Frostine
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 11:20 am: [report]

I’ve done nine of these.

EWW to parents bedroom. And I’m wondering how one gets in a “Police Mobile Unit”.

majicksand
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 12:01 pm: [report]

I’m not big on public sex, so I’ll have to opt out of most of this list.  I’ve done a few of them, but I mostly stick to my own bedroom now.  I’d rather have hot, leisurely sex in a comfy place than quick, panicked sex in public any day though.

Andrea964
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 12:39 pm: [report]

Bethlynn-I did the same thing, and I got to the work utility closet and was like why would I want to go there?? LOL!

plasticrose
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 01:03 pm: [report]

Why before you’re thirty? You have your whole life to have sex at the zoo… if that’s what turns you on… Still, I have done it in a psychiatric hospital. Who else can say that?

cooldad
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 01:05 pm: [report]

Done a lot of them.  Like the idea of some others except public transportation - that’s a bit much (except for a train compartment).  Bar bathrooms - you’d have to be pretty drunk.  Like restaurant bathroom better - usually much cleaner.  How do you stay in one place on the stairs?

Here are some others to go toward the 40 by 40:
Pool & hot tub; driving; movie theater; outdoor music festival; shower; country club locker room; hotel balcony

spatula
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 01:20 pm: [report]

I’ve done 7 of them

theattack
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 01:29 pm: [report]

I love this list. Story of my life.

And to those of you that are considering using these places for your first time, be sure you do it where you WANT it to happen, and not somewhere public just because you don’t have any other place to go. Public sex isn’t for everyone, and if you’re not certain that it’s for you, you may want to consider just waiting until you find a place that’s right for you. It sucks to wait, but public sex is risky, and you’ve already got a whole lot to think about.

amylou
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 02:02 pm: [report]

fantastic list.

already done 5, 7, 10, 12, 16, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29… over halfway there!

ootie grl
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 02:06 pm: [report]

hell to the no on (29)doin it in the parents bedroom. too creepy.  Doing it outside is fun. On a golf course at night is fun too.

Whippersnapper
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 04:21 pm: [report]

The only semi-odd place I’ve ever had sex was a hayloft.

draymond
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 09:16 pm: [report]

I can answer affirmatively to 5, 7, 10, 14 (if you can count a cruse ship), 16, 19 (if a sheepskin in front of the fire counts) 20, and 21.

Thought the prospect of doing them before 30 is not possible of the remainders I might consider 11, 12, 26, and 27.  The potential legal ramifications or plain old uncomfortableness of it leaves out quite a number of the others.

Things I might have included in such a list:  In a steaming shower.  In a bathtub or jacuzzi, In a foreign country (extra points for different continent) in a luxury location like a hotel suite or cruise ship, and I would have made in front of a fire its own category, bearskin rug or not.

fallonthecity
wrote on November 11 2009 @ 10:09 pm: [report]

I was not aware anyone put hay in barrels… also there are snakes and gophers and stuff in corn fields.  Noooo thank you.  And, parents’ bed?  Creepy.  Besides those… good list!

LadieBug
wrote on November 12 2009 @ 08:31 pm: [report]

I’ve only done it in one of those places…  And I’m 26.  :(  Damn I need to find boy and do some catch up…

bulletproof
wrote on November 14 2009 @ 05:34 pm: [report]

i’m 24 and i’ve managed 7 places. so it’s ok. i still have time )