25 Things About My Sexuality
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:30AM, Wednesday February 25th 2009
The awesome blog “25 Things About My Sexuality” compiles and posts the anonymous sexual confessions of its readers. Some are heartfelt…
“I’m not a prude, but I dislike talking about my sex life, even in therapy. I was raised in a household where sex and sexual issues were taboo even though my folks walked around naked and had five kids. That contrast is probably a big part of the reason I find it embarrassing to discuss sex.”
While others are hilarious…
“My mother caught me masturbating as a kid. As a result, I feel guilty each and every time I masturbate. Even saying “I Masturbate” makes me want to throw up a little.”
And many are just plain WHOA…
“My first orgasm was when I was about 8 years old, and it scared the crap out of me, kind of literally. I was at a friend’s house, going “number 2,” and it was a really hard one to get out, so I was squeezing my legs together a lot…and I felt “that feeling” between my legs, but I didn’t know what it was. I kept pumping, long after the poop passed, until something happened, but it wasn’t pee and I didn’t know what it was…now I get it.”
After wasting a good hour reading some of these lists, I was inspired to come up with my own. I hope you’ll contribute in the comments—you can keep them as “tame” or as cuh-razy as you’d like, of course…
1. The first dirty book I ever read was my grandmother’s copy of Jackie Collins’ “Lucky Chances.” It was the only book she kept in the den and I would always lock myself in there and pour over the pages. I still have no idea if she ever noticed that the spine was broken at all the dirty parts.
2. Actually, most of my early sexual urges go back to books. When I was 11 or so, my parents gave me a book about the female body and I skipped past all the menstruation and birthing nonsense and went straight for the masturbation section. My skill was born!
3. I was a hussy in preschool. I used to walk around and flash my crotch at all the other kids.
4. But the one who had my heart was Che. We used to make out. I still remember him fondly.
5. But then I went through a majorly prudish stage. I didn’t actually kiss a boy until I was 18 (I know, I know, and I edit this blog?!)—he was 25 and he also felt me up. It was a big night for me.
6. Then I didn’t lose my virginity until I was nearly 21 (again, I know, I know, I edit this blog?!)—I can’t remember the guy’s last name and to this day I call him the Switcheroo, because I didn’t know we had had sex until two days later. You can read about THAT here.
7. But before I lost my virginity, I did engage in other activities. I gave a guy a blow job in a bar stairwell once; another guy got one on top of a hotel in Rome (he was the concierge).
8. I have thrown up twice while giving blow jobs, thanks to overly confident deep-throating.
9. I walked in on my parents having sex once and it is still traumatizing to me.
10. My paternal grandfather had the world’s dirtiest fetish book hidden next to the toilet in his bedroom. He also had a drawer filled with lacy, lady underpants. He didn’t like it when my cousin and I found them.
11. I once masturbated in the back of the car while driving to the Grand Canyon with my parents and little brother. I was reading some raunchy V.C. Andrews or something, and just squeezed my legs together until I got off. No one was the wiser!
12. I tried anal sex once and it was effing horrible and I will never do it again. Never.
13. I also will never have a threesome with a boyfriend. I would maybe consider having one with a man and another woman, but never two guys. Oh, and also, I would need to not know them, like, in a friendly way. They’d have to be randoms. I don’t want to see them again. That would be awkies.
14. I am avid porn watcher. By avid I mean, like, once a week.
15. The most amount of times I’ve had sex in a day is four. No wait. Five?
16. For a while I thought maybe I had a low sex drive, but then I realized, post-breakup, that I just wasn’t that attracted to him anymore! Oopsies!
17. I love the following: dirty talk, spanking, and doggystyle.
18. I am less enthusiastic about the following: being on top (I’m lazy), food of any sort in the bedroom, and anal (see #12).
19. I know for a fact that I have slept with 16 people, but for the life of me I can only remember 15 of them.
20. Of those 16, I kind of wish I hadn’t slept with three of them—“Drew” was just a waste of time, “Matt” was a horrible person with huge balls, and “Marshall” was sweet, but a two-pump-chump. Also the quotes around their names may or may not indicate that those names are fake. Hee-hee!
21. I like to use a vibrator sometimes when I’m having sex, but am slow to introduce it with a new partner. I don’t want him to feel bad!
22. I still give hickies. Sorry!
23. I’m not an exhibitionist, am more of a voyeur.
24. I’m pretty tame in my actual sex life, but cuh-razy in my fantasies. That’s all I’ll say.
25. I have absolutely NO desire to see what I look like when having sex so there’s not a sex tape in my future. I think it’s probably ugly. Which is why I won’t look in a mirror during sex either.
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TOO_DOPE
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]
I’m with ya on #25. My bf likes it but I’m always like EWW… I look really horrible from this angle. : /
z3nger
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 01:33 pm: [report]
Except for the throwing up while giving head and getting off while in the car with family thing, we have so much in common! Right down to the # of ppl even..except I think I’m one less and I remember them all. I feel u on the whole walking-in-on-parents thing. I was so traumatized I swore to stop having sex once I have kids!
lala
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]
Like your number 11, I once got off while I was babysitting three kids. I was laying on the floor playing a board game with them and squeezed my legs and pressed down into the floor until, presto!
retro chic
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 01:42 pm: [report]
Fab… kinda Kinseylike. It all sounds norm to me; but would like to be a fly-on-the-keyboard of men’s responses. Then again, they might understandably be fearing jail time. My former fears (of sexuality, not jail) disappeared when other life fears disappeared. I am grateful for my varied and many experiences so far (especially the ones that exceeded the fantasy!), NEVER to be detailed even in my own diary… part of what keeps things hot for me—my own private intimacy—the ultimate secret affair.
wild-ting
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 07:08 pm: [report]
There will be no porn video in my future but I love to take naked or semi-nude erotic photos.
I tried anal twice: First time it was not arousing just as I thought it would be. The second time…OUCH! !@#$% Never ever again. Besides, there is no erogenous zone in my @ss!
I’m kinky as hell
I have a big boob, large areola, huge nipples fetish
I love to kiss
I love doggie, and like the author I don’t like to be on top in bed. But let me seat him in a proper chair and I’ll f**k the #&@$% out of him! :D
I don’t mind a little playful spanking
I love…need my nipples squeezed in rough sex, it makes me cum hard
I love fellatio if you’ve got a pretty cock
I get off immensely being fingered
I like to kiss
I crave good cunnilingus—what woman doesn’t
I’m a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets—TOTALLY
I like my tits
...I don’t know how many things this is, but it’s enough
The Nomad
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 07:11 pm: [report]
I keep a list of every guy I have kissed, given a bj, or had sex with. Sure, some of the names are more identifiers (aka Guy from B’s Wedding), but it helps keep it all in order.
Chelle
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 08:27 pm: [report]
Similar to The Nomad, I keep a list of the guys I’ve slept with. I list them by their astrological sign (and birthday if I know it). I don’t list names in case someone finds the list and figures out what it is. I’ve noticed there’s more Virgos on the list than anything else, which is kind of ironic if you think about it. Also, dildos, vibrators, etc. freak me out. I gotta have the real thing. #16 happened to me too! When one of my relationships started to fall apart I had no desire to have sex. I didn’t even think about it. Then we broke up and *poof* I become a nympho
crosenyc
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 08:30 pm: [report]
I was taking a poetry workshop at the Y in Philadelphia (this was in the early 70’s, and I was around 19.) The rest of the people in the workshop were all older than I was. One night the teacher mentioned a book called, The Story of O. I wrote down the title and author (Pauline Reage—not sure about the spelling now) and I went to my neighborhood bookstore to look for it. I couldn’t find it in the fiction section, so I asked the clerk, who leered at me and told me it had to be specially ordered. So I did, and when I went to pick it up I thought it must be a very literary book because there was no illustration on the cover. I was very surprised when I started reading it and discovered it was about S&M;. I was even more surprised by how much it turned me on.
tinque
wrote on February 26 2009 @ 12:38 pm: [report]
I can’t recall any unusual orgasmic incidents aside from once at the gym I was doing crunches on a steep angled board. I started to feel that feeling. Needless to say I did many extra crunches. That was fun.
I really have come into my sexuality much later. It’s not that I didn’t have a nice sex life before, but the more I’ve been working on myself, letting my “stuff” go, the more my sex life and all I feel has expanded. More profound, bigger, just more orgasms, and I don’t think I’ve even reached the end of my potential. It’s wonderful that I have a special someone to share it all with, someone who has happily come along for the ride (no pun intended) with me.
I have written a lot about my journey and sexuality at tinque.blogspot.com. I welcome any and all visitors.
tinque
Blueclover56
wrote on February 27 2009 @ 07:42 am: [report]
Like your #6 I didn’t cash in my V-card until I was 22. I was just raised by a “overly sexual” mother so I always found sex slutty when I was younger. SO glad I got over that