25 Things A Woman Should Never Say To A Man
Posted by: Wendy Atterberry
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4:30PM, Thursday December 11th 2008
As a follow-up to last week’s list of 25 things a man should never say to a woman, after the jump are 25 things a woman should never say to a man.
1. But it didn’t mean anything, I promise
2. Is she prettier than I am?
3. It’s okay, it happens to everyone
4. It’s just a game
5. Let’s talk about it
6. Maybe you should see a doctor
7. Are you wearing that?
8. I love you (first)
9. Do you love me?
10. Did you sleep with her?
11. Don’t worry, they were all smaller than you
12. I was always Daddy’s little girl
13. Do I look fat in this?
14. But I’m constipated
15. Maybe you should ask for directions
16. But Oprah always says…
17. Yeah, but that was before we were married
18. Let’s just be friends
19. Your mom told me all about it already
20. Wow, that’s what your brother liked
21. Sorry, I drank the last one
22. But “The Bachelor” is on!
23. But I’m saving myself
24. This is the exact spot where he dumped me
25. Can you afford it?
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vanya
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 04:41 pm: [report]
These two pieces have been really funny! And for any Sarah Silverman fans out there, I’ll add: “I’m f#cking Matt Damon.”
Humble Bee
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 05:05 pm: [report]
haha. Wow. I just realized that i say a lot of sh*t im not supposed to. Except stupidly obvious ones like, is she prettier than me,do you love me, or its just a game. Everyone knows that its not “just” a game for them, i make sure to give him his alone time when his team looses.
EastCoastMale
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 05:36 pm: [report]
Dont feel bad Humble Bee, I read both of these pieces and I think a majority of them are way off. Im going to try and not be too critical because I know they are half playful but I just think as a man who has heard some and who has male friends, so a behind the scenes look, most of these are total bs. =)
shannac02
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 05:43 pm: [report]
Hellllooooo #26: will you marry me??? Bad question… Eesh. I’m all for women’s lib, but women can’t get down on one knee quite as gracefully as men
hahahahaha
EastCoastMale
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 05:47 pm: [report]
hehe….thems fightin words =)
jadeycakes
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 06:01 pm: [report]
Oh geez, I say a lot of things I shouldn’t say as well…
Simosa
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 07:38 pm: [report]
East Coast Male - how about you submit a list for the group?
elizabethmarley
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 08:33 pm: [report]
...these seem so random.
eden
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 10:09 pm: [report]
I think constipation is a valid excuse for many things! Sorry boys, but we poo too.
EastCoastMale
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 10:12 pm: [report]
eh, Simosa, I would have a hard time doing that because I think I may state my thoughts with too much conviction when I see these lists, just because the men I know and myself included wouldnt agree with these at all. =) I guess these are hard to see for me because every man is different and this sounds more like a list dictated about young boys instead of grown men, that I know at least.
notaslacker
wrote on December 11 2008 @ 10:12 pm: [report]
i submit:
1. does your sister always dress like a tramp?; and
2. that’s funny, i’ve never had a problem climaxing before with all those other guys.
just my two cents.
hemi
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 01:22 am: [report]
#18.5: “But you’re like a brother to me”
Oliveira
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 01:59 am: [report]
“But I’m constipated” What’s wrong with the Denise Richards reality show?
DancerNinja
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 09:17 am: [report]
I’ve had a DUDE say “Do you love me?” to me once. My thoughts were “are you out of your effen mind? Who says that?!?” We broke up shortly there after.
EastCoastMale
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 09:31 am: [report]
Dancer, yea I think thats a definite sign of insecurity and/or something else bigger. Its only cute if you are a madly in love couple and you know its rhetorical.
Nice Eyes
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 02:07 pm: [report]
I had a guy tell me I love you after a few weeks. I said “Has that thing over there, always flashed?” He walked home after that.
EastCoastMale
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
well I consider that not to be the norm hopefully lol but I dont think that the idea of women NEVER saying I love you first should be written in stone. If you love someone and it is under mutual circumstances say it first and risk embarassment, I believe. I dont blame him for walking home, I would have too, even if I said it wayyy to early lol
Wendy the Good Witch
wrote on January 1 2009 @ 07:53 pm: [report]
Well Wendy, I hate to say it, but somehow you’ve managed to trash such a beautiful name and give it a new reputation for “Ice Princess.” However, I do thank you for being comic relief during the compromising times that our country is in. Rest assured that your articles prove that there still are “Crazy Lunatic Girls” to watch after out there. Hey, I think I have a new title for your next article! You’re welcome.
On behalf of the confident and zealous female population that laughs at your petty articles, we thank you for the humor.
P.S. Don’t worry- I’ll clean up the mess you’ve made but making our shared name of “Wendy” look less like trailer trash and more impressive. Again, you’re welcome.
Wendy Atterberry
wrote on January 2 2009 @ 09:02 am: [report]
Woah, who woulda thought a wack-job would pop up on the the INTERNET of all places? I’m in shock over this. SHOCK, I tell you.
Amelia
wrote on January 2 2009 @ 09:08 am: [report]
@Wendy Atterberry It’s my professional opinion that bad witches are WAY more fun than good ones.
kissmyhinE
wrote on January 2 2009 @ 09:22 am: [report]
@Good Witch: “crazy lunatic girl” is pretty much what came to mind when I got done reading your nonsense of a post.