25 Approved Nicknames For Our Genital Organs

lilrockgoddess4u
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:09 pm: [report]

It’s kind of sad but I HAVE called mine a Hoo-Ha before lol.

John DeVore
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]

Rubyfruit Jungle for the win.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:20 pm: [report]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

H. Blue
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:28 pm: [report]

I would not approve most of those names for my hoo-ha.
Nappy Dugout?  Coochie Snorcher?  Seriously?

msu.umich
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:30 pm: [report]

Rubyfruit Jungle is FANTASTIC.  Hot Pocket is great for the laugh.

C.Munro
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:34 pm: [report]

Pink Panther amuses me.  I’d have never thought of that one.

Ms.NGuerrero
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:35 pm: [report]

your breakfast is priceless!!!

GoufCustom
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:36 pm: [report]

My personal preference of nickname for the female genitals is still vagoo.

Rose
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:37 pm: [report]

You people are NOT serious.  And you missed “Pink Pearl”.

whatshesays
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:38 pm: [report]

So CheeeeEEEEse, I was about to compliment you on that original poetry when I decided to google a line or two.

Excuse me while I go listen to the Bloodhound Gang, and giggle.

Riley
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:40 pm: [report]

I’ve missed your posts Simcha.

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:43 pm: [report]

Aw shucks, thanks Amelia. It was a team effort. And the resident perv is back!

casablancas
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:44 pm: [report]

Pandora’s Box? Not sure I want my vag to be associated with the box holding ALL THE WORLD’S EVILS.

*sam*
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:46 pm: [report]

I can’t stop giggling at “boner graveyard”

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:50 pm: [report]

sausage grinder

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]

bearded clam

I Go To 11
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 12:57 pm: [report]

I once knew an elderly woman named Queenie. :/

nolagurrl
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]

In New Orleans there is a dance/parade troupe called the bearded oysters

equnsuocha
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:10 pm: [report]

Paswanky
Cooter
Vaginos

I DO NOT approved of:
Beared Clam

Just ew, who has pubes anymore?

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:13 pm: [report]

bearded clam is gross, lol…  but who has pubes?  my sig o, for one.

equnsuocha
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:14 pm: [report]

Yeah I should have said who has pubes that are ungroomed and beard-like, anymore

Sorry to you natural ladies out there.

coriannen
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:28 pm: [report]

Wizard sleeves?! I wouldn’t think that would be a positive connotation.

GreenAura
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:45 pm: [report]

I heard the term “meat curtains” before.  At first, I shuddered, but then realized that maybe it’s a compliment.  Like when the curtains part, you know you’re gonna see a show!

rdkilldujour
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:56 pm: [report]

yay! “your breakfast”

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:09 pm: [report]

meat curtains is not a compliment…  it refers to especially long labia.  fyi.

and “your breakfast” is kind of creeping me out…  like we probably had sex the night before.  and youre probably not so fresh…  unless this is post-shower breakfast, im probably not eating it…

whatsername
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:19 pm: [report]

lady flower! that’s my favorite. it’s nice and pleasant sounding.
man in the boat (although i guess this is just specific to one part…)

Judabeee
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:22 pm: [report]

As a teenager I thought the name Henrietta was a hilarious name for my Hoo-Ha, until I realized that people actually use that name for their kids!  Now I just call it Heaven.  I tell the guys I’ve dated that if they are lucky they will get to Worship in Heaven.  Some have, some haven’t, but all of them agreed that being inside a Hoo-Ha is indeed - heavenly!

bethlynn00
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]

Coochie-Snorcher is just soooo wrong, so wrong!

Pinky
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:37 pm: [report]

Mercy…the only one I have heard of on this list is Hot Pocket….and I only heard *it* a few months back while watching Chelsea Handler

Buhri
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]

Vajayjay! Did that get siad? B.c. it needed to be. If it’s good enough for Oprah, It’s good enough for me.

peeps1313
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

I like “hot pocket”

C.Munro
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

I wish Hank Moody still said “vaganus.”

GreenAura
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:59 pm: [report]

@Mucho: yes, I know what it refers to.  I was being facetious.  If anyone ever referred my bits as “meat curtains”, they would get punched in the throat.

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:02 pm: [report]

@Green - lol!!!

Riley
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]

What if I like a little throat punching GreenAura?

bumbler
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]

Wizard Sleeve doesn’t just mean vagina, it means a loose vagina.  Think of how voluminous wizard’s sleeves are.  Didn’t Charlotte in SatC call her’s Miss Virginia or something?  I usually say va-jay-jay after the hubs and I laughed at The Soup’s clip of Oprah saying it but I’m definitely feeling The Pink Panther now.

GreenAura
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:08 pm: [report]

@Riley: then I suggest you tell the next gal you’re with that her bits resemble meat curtains. or Wizard Sleeves.

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:08 pm: [report]

@green - discretion is the better part of valor…

pragmatryst
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:39 pm: [report]

@C.Munro: “I wish Hank Moody still said “vaganus.””

I’ve occasionally wondered whether the writers dreamed up those names to fit a certain scene or whether they came up with up the name first and wrote the scene around it.  My favorite was “vagatorade” (i.e. Rolling Stone writer’s toe cramp)

As for the list, I thought Patsy Incline was a little “crazy”, but in a good way.  On the other hand, Wizard Sleeves?  Seriously?  As in Gandalf?!  I think my one-eyed newt just shriveled a little.

ankle
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:52 pm: [report]

I’d like to add Juice Box.

lizzmilk
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:57 pm: [report]

Coochie snorcher is actually from the vagina monologues

EscapeHatch
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 04:01 pm: [report]

Hm, I know a very uptight asian chick named Queenie… This has possibilities.

melissaann
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 05:57 pm: [report]

Rubyfruit Jungle is the name of a book about lesbians!

http://www.amazon.com/Rubyfruit-Jungle-Rita-Mae-Brown/dp/055327886X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1256169364&sr=1-1

cooldad
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 06:06 pm: [report]

simplicity = the Y, as in breakfast down at the Y

AnitaBath
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 07:13 pm: [report]

My friends and I got a book of Would You Rathers and one of the questions was between a really weird name for breasts (I can’t remember) or if you would rather always refer to your lady parts as your “love canyon”. New favorite nickname.

november82
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:09 pm: [report]

Boner Graveyard rocks my socks.

foodiecutie
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 09:52 pm: [report]

i prefer to say snatch or cooter cuz it makes me giggle.

johnnybravo_1971
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:00 am: [report]

I find it hard to believe that no one has said BOX.

Secret Story Time
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:25 am: [report]

The cockpit, the nest.  My love muffin!

Secretia

littlebit21
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:27 am: [report]

I heard Coochie Snorcher when I saw The Vagina Monologues in college. I think it’s an amusing nickname. But honestly, I’d feel a little odd asking my boyfriend if he wants to visit the nappy dugout. However, they all made me laugh out loud!

Ginger
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:43 am: [report]

Simcha’s back! This just made my stress level go down a notch.

I am remembering ‘Rubyfruit Jungle’. That’s a keeper.

ChocoBoo
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 02:57 am: [report]

LOL! Wizard sleeves?Sounds like something Harry Potter should pop out of when the whole thing is done.
And Hot Pocket…I dunno. Aren’t Hot Pockets those cheap microwave snacks w/ cheese in them? If someone’s gonna eat my ‘Breakfast” I don’t want them thinking about gooey cheese :/

My vote goes to Kitty, p**sy, vajayjay!

Girl_Friday
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 04:50 am: [report]

LOL, I love boner graveyard. Cuz my vag is wear boners come to die.

Fast Eddie
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 07:39 am: [report]

She calls hers Tillie and mine George.

cattgirl813
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]

Thank you for the laugh and for not adding va-jay-jay to the list.  I dated a guy who called mine “Betsy.”  He swore he wasn’t seeing anyone else until one night he slipped and asked me how “Doris” was doing.  “Who’s Doris,” I asked and he damn near had a heart attack.  Busted just like that.  My sister favors “Miss Puss.”  I just call it vagina.  I’m old school like that.

Queen Frostine
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 01:49 pm: [report]

How about “Cave of Wonders”?

Colleen
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

as a little kid I use to call it my tu-tu. not sure why…

NaomiK
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 05:38 pm: [report]

My friend calls her post-beach going lady bits “sandy clam”.  Hot pocket and your breakfast are my personal favorites.

Perceptible
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 08:02 pm: [report]

Coochie is my fav. I’ve been using it for years. That’s what I’m teaching my 2 year old to say.

Molly Jean
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:01 pm: [report]

I can’t believe I’m actually going to type this, but…

I believe my super cute/proper/southern mother was confused/disturbed by what to call it when I was little, so she always called it “monkey” (you know, because that’s not confusing or disturbing??). 

Yeah, so monkey it was, & is.  It works for me.  I’ve never told a guy that, though.  So effing wrong.  Can’t believe I actually typed this!

miss_lelia
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:06 pm: [report]

I’ve said “cherry pop tart” more than once in my life.

*sam*
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]

I have a guy friend who calls it a “snizz”

it makes me shudder for some reason. (but this is perhaps bc I’m not sexually attracted to this particular guy friend AT ALL [he’s like a brother] and so the thought of him and a vagina just creeps me out…)

canadiancutie
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:34 pm: [report]

(sigh) This picture just made me feel bad about myself. I’ve wanted “the gap” between the thighs pretty much since I stumbled out of the womb. It’s not going to happen without dropping some serious weight. That’s the last place the pounds come off of.

BesoDeNeblina
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:56 pm: [report]

Yeah, the chick in the picture makes me sick. I’ve only seen one real woman with that “gap” and that was my anorexic roommate in college. I could also see all of her ribs, but that’s American advertising for you.

I know a lot of people who grew up calling it “monkey.” I started calling mine my “uh-oh” (as in Oh-no) once when I slipped shaving and had to clean shave. It sucked, but Uh-oh sounds cute. I think I like Pandora’s box. I mean, think about how much he wanted to open the box.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 09:57 pm: [report]

@*sam*: Snuke in the snizz perchance?

*sam*
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 10:02 pm: [report]

@canadiancute: don’t feel too bad. that pic is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped to hell.

@chx8se: ewwy.

impoddity
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 10:26 pm: [report]

My mom always referred to my genitals as “Tutti.”

I remember being in sex ed and my teacher asking what the female genitals were called.  I raised my hand and responded “Tutti!”  Yeah… that was my nickname for the rest of the year. I was firmly discouraged form answering any questions until well into high school.

NaomiK
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 10:42 pm: [report]

@canadiancute- Sam’s right… photoshop totally. I’m finishing up my BA in photography. I’m taking my digital photo classes this year and we had a project where we do “idealized” self-portraits. All I did to mine was move my eyebrows up a bit, dodge out the shadows on my face, and smooth out my skin and I put it up on my face book. I had friends from back home telling me it looked like I’d lost weight. It really takes surprisingly little to make a person look liked they’re thinner than they are. Published images of women in the media are B.S. If it helps I always thought that having half a mile between one’s thighs looks weird anyway.

Kati-Anne
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 11:06 pm: [report]

ew, the worst one I’ve ever heard is “hairy axe wound”... mind you, not in reference to mine because that would have gotten him a knee to the face. I do like “rubyfruit jungle” though…

Sara.B
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 01:22 am: [report]

I’m liking “rubyfruit” without the “jungle” since I’m like you know…

My little brothers would always laugh like Beavis and Butthead when one of them said “pole-holder”. They were pretty weird that way. As wee ones, I had a “poodle” and boys had “ding-a-lings”. My mom later told me that because we already had cats, “kitty” was sort of taken.

bettyboo
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 04:35 am: [report]

urgh to all of them, esp nappy dugout!  don’t know what it means in the US, but here in the UK a nappy is what you wrap around a baby’s bottom to catch all the sh*t..  not a good association..  mine was a fanny till i hit puberty (always found the fact that americans call a bum bag a fanny pack very amusing.. :oP) and then as men came into the equation it morphed into being called my pussy, except when the sex is particularly intense and dirty when the C word may be appropriate…  I did like the name cunny, which i heard on Rome, softer and more feminine sounding than the similar word ending in T, but i haven’t really used it…

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 04:44 am: [report]

How about Hairway to Heaven?

Pink Floyd?

ChocoBoo
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 05:45 am: [report]

@TheUnusualSuspect: hope your Pink Floyd never gets “comfortably numb”.
And while traveling the Hairway to Heaven, don’t forget to stop for a slice of ‘custard pie’

*I should sooo not be playing around on Frisky right now and get back to coding instead*

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 06:39 am: [report]

@ChocoBoo

hope your Pink Floyd never gets “comfortably numb”.

I’m glad I’m at home right now, because people start asking questions when I laugh that loud at work!

How about:
Rage Against the Machine
The Terminator
The Port Authority (NYC only)

happysingle24
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 07:31 am: [report]

Wow I don’t really approve of most of these. I’ve always said cooch,cooter,snatch,and cookie. Originally I taught my kid cookie, but then went ahead and taught her the real term vagina which she thinks is funny and says wrong.

Shelbs305
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 08:34 am: [report]

i love hot pocket xD
thats my winner!

theattack
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 02:08 pm: [report]

@Cheese I am soo glad that you posted those lyrics. I love that song. I’m certain after a few drinks tonight I will be singing about my vag.

Personally, I don’t think there’s any need to come up with crazy nicknames. I’m going to teach my potential daughters that they have a VAGINA. There’s no need to come up with euphemisms for it, because it’s not something negative that needs to be covered up.

Admittedly though, I do like Pandora’s Box, because it’s mysterious and enticing.

Hot Pocket and Pink Taco are disgusting. That makes me want to vomit.

equnsuocha
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 02:22 pm: [report]

I learned 2 new ones last night, gotta love the 20 something boyfriend and his friends:

Pole Box
Tube Tunnel

White Mushroom
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 04:29 pm: [report]

But the “real” term ain’t even vagina - it’s vulva. The vag is inside you and you don’t see it.

McShagworthy
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 06:18 pm: [report]

Don’t forget Va-Jay Jay (as made popular by the “O”)

Countess Mariska
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 10:33 am: [report]

what’s with the “Countess Olanska” one? some pop-culture reference I’m missing? I’m just thinking of a Polish girl I knew at school back in the day whose last name was Olanska, and I’m rather grossed out.

bumbler
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 01:17 pm: [report]

If I remember correctly Countess Olenska was a character from Edith Wharton’s Age of Innocence.  She was the free-spirit returning to stuffy, Victorian New York after a failed marriage to a European count.  The main character fell in love with her but he was already engaged to her cousin May and was unable to shake off societal expectations to pursue his true happiness with Elena Olenska.

bumbler
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 01:18 pm: [report]

No it was Ellen not Elena, right?  God I’m reaching back here to high school lit so excuse anything I may have wrong.

DancingGeek
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 01:29 pm: [report]

OK, Hot Pocket cracks me up because I can hear Jim Gaffigan singing it.

I prefer hoo ha or coochie.

majicksand
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 03:05 pm: [report]

I’ve always said coochie.  I think Pandora’s Box is funny.  I always dreamed of being a rockstar.  I was gonna name the band Pandora and the first album Pandora’s Box.  Aerosmith beat me to the album title though.

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 08:40 pm: [report]

Since no one else is going to say it, I will:

The Bearded Lady

Symian
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 11:54 pm: [report]

yoni

Shasta
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 01:56 pm: [report]

The bigger question is “Do We Girls Really Need a Name for it?”

These names are all so stupid that I would bust out laughing should any guy use ANY of them.  I want to be with a man, not a 10-year-old.

It’s a joyous bodypart that doesn’t need to be branded in order to sell.

Pandora’s Box is sexy and alluring.  The others are so icky and medical.

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 04:32 pm: [report]

@Shasta

These names are all so stupid…

I want to be with a man, not a 10-year-old…

It’s a joyous bodypart that doesn’t need to be branded in order to sell.

It’s all about having fun, about being light-hearted.

Yes, it is a joyous bodypart—so why is it stupid (or, as you imply, immature) that we would think of it in a joyful (happy, funny, etc.) manner?

I can’t imagine a guy would be interested in a woman just because she has a “good” name for her genital organ. That said, I think the fact that she is telling him that she has a name for it speaks of her interest in him, of her desire to get closer to him, of her trust in him. But at that point, I can’t imagine a guy would lose interest just because her particular name for her genitals wasn’t funny/sexy/intriguing enough to “sell” him on it.

By the way, many of the stupid 10-year-old boys who are posting to this topic and suggesting names are, in fact, mature adult women.

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 04:35 pm: [report]

How about: The Promised Land”?

@Shasta “Vagina” is also a very medical sounding term.

Shasta
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 07:10 pm: [report]

@TheUnusualSuspect.

Touche on all counts.

“Vagina” isn’t very sonorous either. You are right I try to avoid calling it anything.

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 10:06 pm: [report]

@Shasta You’re not the only one. I’m sure many people feel that way—including me. I can’t think of any time when I was with someone that I actually referred to mine as anything other than “me”—as in “take hold of me” or something like that. It will be obvious from the situation that I’m not refering to my hand, shoulder, etc.

I would feel weird in the heat of the moment refering to it as anything as specific as “my penis” or any of the other dozens (hundreds?) of names we’ve come up with. I think these are just names we use to amuse ourselves and each other when we’re not actually using those bodyparts. I guess it’s just a little mental foreplay before the physical foreplay.

NaomiK
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 06:13 am: [report]

Oh man, if Muffy McMufferson sounds medical to you, I’d think about finding a new doctor.

River
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]

Pandora’s Box- Most fitting (pun intended).  The term pithos, mistranslated to ‘box’ actually refers to a thin necked storage jar.  Interestingly, the ancient Greeks associated the female genitals to a jar with a mouth (disturbing the alignment of the mouth of the jar from the vag to the oral mouth would result in hysteria; by placing sweet smelling perfume by the vahjayjay could the “jar” be realigned.  The best way to preempt the moving of the “jar” was to have lots of sex).  Likewise, the myth of Pandora’s “box” suggests that all of the ‘evils’ of the world (along with hope—wtf?) were stored in this box; the term ‘evils’ is even questionable.  It could be better understood as those things which make us mortal and human—Pandora is very similar to Eve, mythologically speaking.
So, in short, if my lady flower is the gateway to all things human and is able to inspire hope, then hell, I’m calling it my Pandora’s Box. Heck, I might even win an Nobel Peace Prize for that nowadays! :D

Aealyn
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 05:52 pm: [report]

Urgh. If any guy ever said any one of those to me while we were in bed, I would promptly kick him out. I call mine a C***, and I can tolerate the word p**** (though it makes me giggle), and occasionally I have allowed my SO to call it a vagina. But other than those three…no thank you.

kemi
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:58 pm: [report]

i like calling mine a goody snatch, its not vulgar and its cute lol

jackofhearts
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 05:15 am: [report]

A fairly popular/well-known UK (particularly Northern UK) term is ‘growler’. I have a Northern boyfriend but never liked the term so we agreed on ‘giggler’. Much more friendly!

A friend once revealed that a one night stand called her pussy a ‘downstairs mincer’ which is just bizarre. Why would any man put his penis anywhere NEAR a mincer?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 05:55 am: [report]

@jackofhearts: Shepard’s pie perchance?

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 09:03 pm: [report]

How about: Ring of Fire? (Johnny Cash fans only)

Sphinx
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]

I’m surprised no one has said, “sushi.”  I guess its not as common as I thought…