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Snuggle Up With These Hairy-Chested Hotties

Hot Shirtless Hairy Guys

Oh hai. I just spent the last hour ogling hot shirtless dudes on my new favorite website, SquareHippies.com. (This is the site where Susannah found our Crush of the Day, Joel Hicks The Gravy Wrestler.) Doing so has made me even more convinced of one of my beliefs in life—that a hairy chest is a manly chest and a manly chest is worth cuddling, gripping, and licking. Click through this slideshow to see 19 fine-ass men who want nothing to do with a razor.

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eurolovex3
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:56 pm: [report]

ugh, no thanks.
a hairy chest is definitely a turn-off for me - the less hair, the better.

also, alex baldwin’s chest is horrifying!  he looks more like an ape than a hot guy… *shudder*


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msu.umich
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:56 pm: [report]

man, alec baldwin was YUM in those days.  Isn’t that pic from Miami Blues?


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Casper
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:53 pm: [report]

I’m kinda leaning towards liking hairy chests these days, within reason though. Not that taken by Baldwin but i wouldn’t ditch a guy for having an oober hairy chest. I do however like hairy arms.


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raqueleza
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]

It’s about time. A little hairiness is nice’n'manly to me.

P.S. I’d rather date a Sasquatch than someone who shaves his body, then has horrible, prickly stubble. Bad!


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Goldfinch86
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:14 pm: [report]

I love these men. Especially Thomas Jane, super hot and married to my favourite actress Patricia Arquette. So he’s my favourite on the list. I love men with hair, if you don’t like it @eurolovex3, your shouldn’t have clicked to view. I’m not going to get into the whole everyone hats men and women with their natural body hair but personally think this is super hot.


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majicksand
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:14 pm: [report]

I’ll take mine lightly furred or naturally smooth, thanks.  I wouldn’t turn away a great guy based on body hair, but I do have a preference.  Oh, and back/a$$ hair?  Ehh, not diggin’ it.  My father and my dad are both like gorillas though, so great guys do come furry.


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effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:29 pm: [report]

I’m a medium-furry pretty much all over, so some parts absolutely, positively HAVE to be shaved (neck, shoulders, etc.). The difficult part is figuring out where to start and where to stop, because it’s about as obvious as a farmer’s tan.


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AChanceAtHeaven
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

In some of those forests, I’d get lost! Now, hair’s fine to some extent, but when you start looking like Yu Zhenhuan, that’s a hormone problem.


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Anniushka
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 03:34 pm: [report]

Why did that picture of Jake Gyllenhaal make me laugh?

Anyway… I’m pretty much with majicksand on the hair issue. If a guy starts to look more like an ape than a hairy human, I’m afraid I’m going to have a hard time finding his body attractive. At least… it’s not what I would prefer, if I had a choice. In terms of real-world guys, I’d have a relationship with a guy, gorilla-chest or not, if he as a person was someone I’d want to have a relationship with. I’m dating the man, not his chest, and if he was hairy I’d probably not mind. I’d rather a fuzzy guy be fuzzy than shaved and stubbly, any day.


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impoddity
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 03:36 pm: [report]

No.  No.  No.

Here’s the number to my waxing salon.  Better yet, I"LL book the appointment for you.

No.  Just, NO.


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tattooed_redhead
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 04:47 pm: [report]

I love a little chest hair on a man. Back and shoulders, though, well that has to go.


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Knitter79
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 05:23 pm: [report]

I dated a guy that didn’t have much chest hair but a lot of weird random patches of long hairs on his back and shoulders.  He was super pale and had really dark hair.  I got distracted by it whenever we fooled around.  New guy is hairy all over so no weird surprises.


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Little Lamb
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 08:04 pm: [report]

I kind of cringed when I saw the picture of Burt Reynolds…then I realized my boyfriend is the blonde version of that…but it looks much better blonde!!!


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ooi0katzy0ioo
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:13 pm: [report]

Adrien Grenier is sooooo NOT HOT!  I don’t understand why the dirty, greasy, haven’t-taken-a-shower look would be hot…


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roastchicken
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:27 pm: [report]

Christopher Leabu is incredibly hot! Any hairier than that and it gets into turn off territory for me. wink


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niftynymph
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 10:15 pm: [report]

Staring at Christopher Leabu made me think of the first time I ever saw a treasure trail.  I just couldn’t take my eyes off the guy.  I agree with roastchicken—any hairier than him and it gets—ick.


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Lilypie
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 10:20 pm: [report]

Yeah, I’d be totally okay with any of them except for Alec Baldwin (that’s a bit too much of a pelt) and Burt Reynolds, well, because he’s Burt Reynolds.  The rest look great.


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roastchicken
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 10:27 pm: [report]

@ niftynymph: I know!! I LOVE the happy trail. Mmmm. As long as it doesn’t turn into a happy forest..I’m okay with it.


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Jamie Lee
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 09:06 am: [report]

the alex baldwin pic reminds me of canteen boy…hahahaha


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Bean's Girl
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 11:45 am: [report]

Ok, so now I have “chick-wood”.


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bearclover
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 03:59 pm: [report]

I like whatever range of body hair a man comes with- seems natural and manly to me.  But please don’t shave the jewels.  It makes me think of baby jewels and changing diapers.  Besides, they are just not pretty bald- looks like two little round hairless rodents.  Ick.


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magenta generation
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 06:17 pm: [report]

@ Bean’s Girl, LMAO @ “chick wood.”
Man Johnathan Schaech is unbelievably hot! Damn!  I love that pic of him, he looks simultaneously nerdy, sweet and sexy- I need that in a guy, seriously.

I like Hugh Jackman too, that man can do no wrong with me. I think I have it in for men with dark hair and dark eyes but that’s another story all together.


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Ghirardelli
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]

I am not that in to chest hair—but on Hugh Jackman (and most of the men on here, besides Alec Baldwin) I will let it pass.


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PotteryGirl
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]

I have no idea who Christopher Leabu is, but I would like him for christmas.

Some of these guys are a little hairy, but most are smokin’ hot.  Especially Alex O’Loughlin.  Loved him in Moonlight.


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GreatSmile82
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 08:54 pm: [report]

Oh YUM!! Yes Bean’s girl I definitely have some chick-wood too!! I LOVE me some hairy men.  I just picture riding that sasquatch and running my hands through that shag carpeting at the same time.  Rrrrraaaaoowwrrr

@ Anniushka that picture of Jake made me laugh too! I think it’s the hair.


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develange
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 09:57 pm: [report]

lower back hair….ehh..

depends on the guy. it’s better if it’s evenly dispersed. And if the guy is somewhat muscular. It’s fun to run your hand through after a bangin’ bang session. Almost like cuddling with a bear. Except…safer?


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develange
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 09:59 pm: [report]

I was referring to chest hair positively, not lower back hair. whoops.


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I Go To 11
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 07:59 am: [report]

Ew, no thanks. Hairy guys don’t do it for me.


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Pinky
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 08:36 am: [report]

I love a bear but am not to excited with back hair and Alec Baldwin belongs in a zoo.


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erinmystic
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 12:01 pm: [report]

WOO HOO! No Abercrombie & Fitch catalogs here! I hate six packs and a shaved bod! Give me a REAL MAN any day… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… nothing is more sexy or manly then a man with a harry chest. I’M SO EXCITED THAT SOMEONE FINALLY DID A POST ON THIS!


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amylou
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 02:13 pm: [report]

i luuuuurv a fuzzy chest. not as much as alec baldwin, but a nice patch is definitely a turn-on.


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323Felicity
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 11:27 am: [report]

i can handle a little fuzzy, but alex baldwin is a freakin’ forest! and butt crack hair is a NOOOO!


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lambchop61
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:02 pm: [report]

Here’s a couple you forgot-Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs and Clive Owen….a friend of mine used to say she liked a little grass on her playground…some men look good with a hairy chest and others without but personally a man just looks more manly to me with at least some hair on his chest…...


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foxxxyrae
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 04:58 pm: [report]

I love guys with hairy chests (back hair, not so much!) and I agreed with most of these guys but Ed Westwick and Jude Law are sooo effin fugly! I do not see what women see in those two…but the rest of them definetly!


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Kiri Anne
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 06:57 pm: [report]

What? Not Tom Selleck?


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White Mushroom
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:39 pm: [report]

I hated body hair on guys up until I turned about 23. And I mean HATED it. Puke. Gross. Yuck. It was such a vile turnoff…
Then something in me “clicked” once I was around my mid-twenties, and I actually like it now. I don’t know what it was, what changed in my brain, but suddenly chest hair separated the men from the boys. Bare shaved/waxed chested men started to look like cheesey over-preened actors in gay pornos, and hairy men looked like they’d chop a cord of wood and both you and the wood to the fireplace.


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metro_mello
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 10:24 pm: [report]

ewwww Adrien Grenier and his ass crack hair! I saw a man with a bush coming out of his crack at the fair. No joke i thought he had a poodle down his ass it was disgusting looked like a girls unshaved vagina :(


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onewriter
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 11:16 am: [report]

@bearclover hahaha!!  “hairless rodents”!! lol yes!  As to the pix…I almost didnt’ bother looking.  But I have discovered that hairy men are definitely hot…not all.  I can’t stand Alec Baldwin.  Don’t know why.  I think it’s from Remington Steele.  (can’t believe I remember the name.)  and burt reynolds doesn’t do it for me at all…an old teacher had him plastered all over her walls..ugh..grow up already!  But, the term “chick-wood” actually fits!  I must remember that.  And I think I will now lament that summer is over for me.  I wanna go find some more! ;P


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bettyboo
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 04:12 pm: [report]

With the exception of Alec Baldwin (too much for me) and Burt Reynolds (not into ‘tache’s) Mmmm..  I think we shave, pluck and wax too much nowadays..  i love playing with, scratching, stroking and generally nuzzling my guy’s chest hair.. :0)


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NaomiK
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 06:42 pm: [report]

I, too, used to be grossed out by chest hair, and now that I’m in my late 20s I totally get it. I think it’s a sign that you’re finally sexually confident enough not to be afraid of being with a man instead of a boy. Also, I really hope Metro was saying that pubic hairs growing out of someone’s lower back is gross, and not that a woman’s pubic area in it’s natural state is gross.


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Perceptible
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 07:11 pm: [report]

Ahhh! You forgot hottie Julian McMahon! (Dr. Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck) I know he shaves now (which I prefer) but he was a hottie even with a furry chest: http://www.theinsider.com/photos/1011316_Shirtless_Celeb_Of_The_Day_Julian_McMahon

He’s delicious either way.

Hairy chests definitely don’t do it for me though. I like firm and smooth. I think I was more okay with hairy chests as a teenager and in my 20s. Now that I’m in my 30s, I like ‘em smooth. (And thankfully my bf is naturally smooth. Yay!)


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teenorcal
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 04:10 pm: [report]

Here’s another one to add to the list.
The host from the t.v. show Dirty Jobs…and a local favorite from the Bay Area.

http://bjsunfire.blogspot.com/2009/04/rainy-day-pick-me-up-mike-rowe.html


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Spoonie47
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 04:46 pm: [report]

WELL I AM A GUY AND I THINK THAT MEN WITH A HAIRY CHEST ARE,OOOLALA!! THOSE WITHOUT LOOK LIKE BABIES,
I HAVE A SMOOTH CHEST, AND TO ME I LOOK JUST LIKE,
I HAVENT REACHED MATURITY YET, STILL WAITING TO
GROW INTO A MAN, AND I ALSO THINK THAT A MAN
SHOULD HAVE A THIN MOUSTACH, SO HE DOESENT LOOK
LIKE A GIRL IN THAE FACE, SPECIALY IF HE HAS LONG
HAIR. AND LETS NOT FORGET THERE ARE SOME HANDSOME
BLACK MEN, WITH HAIRY CHESTS. GOTTA ADD SOME FLAVOR
TO THIS LIST TOO, I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK AND WITH
CREAM, TRY IT SOMETIME.


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CJ1432
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 08:53 pm: [report]

Ohhhh Christian Slater!  I’m so happy he’s still hot.  I gotta go watch True Romance!


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Iammina
wrote on October 5 2009 @ 07:20 pm: [report]

I love them all except the guy with the spindly arms. I like muscles and manly looking men. I really love the thin line of belly hair. It is so sexy.


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Fyndy
wrote on October 6 2009 @ 01:52 am: [report]

Hello early Christmas present!

My guy has a hairy chest, that yummy “happy trail” and yes, even some hair on the small of his back and all I can say to that is YUM ^^

I think, as most girls on here have said, that having hair seperates the boys from the men, and I couldn’t agree more.

I had an ex who would shave, and I’m talking EVERYTHING: armpits, arms, chest, legs, privates. It was weirdly gross
and horrifying at the same time. I can see shaving for a tat, but..just no. Leave the 20 minutes post shower and endless cursing and shaving stubble and stubble to the ladies please.

Again, rawr!


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scb197
wrote on October 6 2009 @ 01:18 pm: [report]

i always SAY i like my men hairy. but the major guys in my life have been hairless on their chests. damn it. my fiancee is just another hairless dude haha. maybe i’ll take some of baldwin’s for him.


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ariscari
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 11:53 am: [report]

I demand a recount! Why isn’t Harrison Ford on here?! Hasn’t anyone seen Blade Runner?!


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Christinaval
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 03:06 pm: [report]

Burt Reynolds make me want to barf!!! Thomas Jane, Alec Baldwin, Jason Statham, YES!


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Sami
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 06:10 pm: [report]

AH IT"S SASQUATCH, I mean hairy bodies are almost as bad as speedos(AKA Mankinis) hasn’t anyone here watched “Beachgoers Exposed” two of the worst parts were the speedo part and the hairy back part UGH..


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TinaLish
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:25 pm: [report]

It’s Alec Baldwin, not Alex…Lol


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TinaLish
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 01:28 pm: [report]

And I have to say the hottest guy on the list here is Alex O’Loughlin.  I miss his short lived series on FOX Moonlight, it was slightly premature a year shy of the other vampire movies/shows that are out now.  But it was an awesome show.  He’s definitely a hottie… =)


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BirdMomSu
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 07:33 pm: [report]

What about Jon Hamm?? He’s the best reason to watch Mad Men and they take his shirt off every chance they get! Not too hairy, just enough to be manly. Yum! >:->


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AlmostSouthern
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 08:59 pm: [report]

Sure, it’s nice when men look manly in the era of almost serpentine-like hairlessness, but seriously Alec Baldwin…if you want a snuggie that badly, just shell out the $14.99 instead of growing your own on your chest.


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mlle_beau
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 01:41 am: [report]

Perhaps I’m one of few who dislikes hypocrisy, but I can’t accept that the ideal “hot” man would be someone who is covered in hair, whereas the ideal woman is supposed to have an entirely hairless body. Let’s get rid of the double standards already.


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troisheures
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 10:53 pm: [report]

There is no back when. Jude Law will always be bangable.


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Toria695
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 10:46 am: [report]

I was never a huge lover of chest hair. But my last ex had quite a bit of it. I dont know if it was because i loved him so much that i over looked it or what. But lets just say i have become more accsepting of it now than when i was younger. But please dont get me wrong there is definatly a LIMIT. LOL There is always suck a thing as TOO MUCH!


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