16 Reasons To Date a Convict
Posted by: YourTango.com
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9:00AM, Monday April 27th 2009
After checking out ConjugalHarmony.com, a mock online dating site feigning to connect prisoners with those on the outside, we gave the convict-dating phenomenon some closer inspection. The result? There are clearly a bunch of reasons not to date a man behind bars (enforced long-distance relationship, depression at his non-voter status in certain states… him being a CONVICT), but there are also some potential perks. Check them out after the jump.
1. If/when he gets out, he’ll be an expert at doing laundry.
2. He’ll likely have buff prison muscles.
3. He’ll never leave his socks on the floor or the toothpaste uncapped.
4. The once-a-month conjugal visit sex will be amazing, given all that pent-up sexual energy.
5. You’ll never be called his “ball and chain.”
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Humble Bee
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 09:36 am: [report]
Ummm.. NO thanks. Those are not great reasons to date a convict. Damn you, Yourtango.
kristy1584
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 11:49 am: [report]
This is the dumbest thing Ive ever heard…What are you going to do when he gets out of jail and cant get a job bc hes a convicted felon?? Some life you’ll lead then supporting him.
Tamara
wrote on April 28 2009 @ 12:57 am: [report]
Ah, why not? I may as well join the family tradition and date someone with a criminal record, if he has an ongoing drug habit or drinking problem that would be a plus. I mean, the holidays would be awesome, my convict could give everyone homemade tattoos.