12 Bad Things We’d Rather Hear Than “We’re Just Friends”
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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12:00PM, Wednesday May 27th 2009
Sex sells and Madonna’s made 500 million bucks at it. But even M, one of the most lusted after women in the world and is the author of a porn tome simply called Sex, can get the brush off by a boy toy. In a recent interview, Jesus Luz, Madonna’s supposed future husband, said, “She is my friend, just a friend.” As if! Haven’t we all heard the “just friends” line once or twice? There’s plenty of bad news we’d rather hear from a guy that’s seen us naked than that kinda of buddy line. A bunch of not-so-hot things we’d rather hear from guy, after the jump…
- “My mom’s coming to stay with us for two weeks.”
- “Have you ever tried, uh, douching?”
- “I think I’m going bald.”
- “I need one of your kidneys to live.”
- “You got fat.”
- “I think I’m gay.”
- “I screwed your sister.”
- “I can only get off if I’m covered in saran wrap, sniffing your old sneakers.”
- “Can you bail me out of jail?”
- “You’re not into anal? That’s a dealbreaker.”
- “I can’t get an erection on my meds.”
- “Did you get a haircut?”
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Little Lamb
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 03:06 pm: [report]
Well, if it’s immediately after “the naked jump”...“I love you” is a little better than the friends line, but still pretty bad.
becktasm
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 05:17 pm: [report]
“Are you sure you want to wear that in public?”
emflow
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
Ummmmm…One of these things is not like the others. Sure, they’re all unpleasant, but saran wrap and sneakers?
MichelleS1017
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
okay, are we not going to mention that thing on madonna’s head?
kristy1584
wrote on May 28 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]
What is wrong with her arm in that picture?! It looks deformed. The one hanging by her side.