12 Adorable Sex Toys You’ll Totally Aww Over
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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9:30AM, Wednesday May 27th 2009
Sex toys are naughty and nice, but some times they’re also downright adorable. These fun adult playthings will have you’ll squealing with delight from both their cute form and sexy function. And as coo-worty as they may be, these adorable vibes do not do double duty as toys for children. Seriously.
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Hello Kitty Vibrator Hello Kitty, good-bye innocent childhood friend. [$40, Babeland.com] |
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Portable Pleasures Petz Beaver This pet beaver does exactly what its name claims. [$28.02, TheirToys.com] |
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Ramsey Rabbit Hop on this bullet vibrator. [$34, Babeland.com] |
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I Rub My Duckie In Paris Pink Rub-a-dub-dub, Rubber Ducky, you make bath time lots of fun! [$18.99, Big Eaze Toys] |
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I Rub My Wormie Worm your way into her…heart with this lil' cutie. [$29.95, #&@$%.com] |
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Daisy Vibe A delicate flower for your delicate flower. [$15, Babeland.com] |
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Remote Butterfly This winged remote control vibrator will have your partner feeling fly too. [$57.60, Babeland.com] |
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Flexi Felix Flexi Felix bends to your will and your body. [$24.99, HolisticWisdom.com] |
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Little Dolly Flip-her out by riding waves of pleasure. [$59.89, SexToys.com] |
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Mini Mini Mouse Forget Mickey’s, this Mini Mouse will sweep you off to fantasy land. [$9.74, Amazon.com] |
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I Rub My Fishie Waterproof Vibrator No one will ever guess something fishy is up with this vibrator. [$24.99, BetterSex.com] |
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Silicone Teddy Buddy A cuddly teddy for when you’re bare naked. [$14.95, BoyToyDVD.com] |
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Nellian
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 09:41 am: [report]
I really don’t think I could do anything naughty with that hello kitty…With that adorable face staring back at me…*shivers* ew.That Gold fish is also creepin me out.
misspixie
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 10:19 am: [report]
Some of the Fun Factory toys have cute faces, too. There is a point when it’s just plain weird
writergirl
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 10:55 am: [report]
Imagine the conversation on the day the gold fish and the child’s bath toy were confused…..
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 11:07 am: [report]
@writergirl: Or when they take it for show and tell and proclaim “Mommy plays with it every day!”
wolfjinx25
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 01:07 pm: [report]
The fish looks like Nemo! That’s creepy! lol
Bad Breakup
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 03:49 pm: [report]
I think the Flexi Felix bothers me the most. Do you really want to see the head of that thing emerging from your body? Talk about traumatizing. Or the greatest horror movie EVER.
writergirl
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 05:27 pm: [report]
@Cheese—LMAO! Yeah….and in my son’s private school, that would go over so well!
Sofjna
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 06:16 pm: [report]
I have absolutly loved Hello Kitty for as long as I can remember; masturbating with Kitty just seems too perverted.
wendywondergal
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 06:41 pm: [report]
I must confess that I probably own at least 6 of these toys. I bought them all at a great site called http://www.orgasminsurance.com My girlfriend insisted I buy these toys when she heard I wasn’t having an orgasm with my boyfriend. now, together, we play with the toys and it is AMAZING!
retro chic
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 06:47 pm: [report]
Simcha, omg! Haha… A sex-toy with a face only “Elle Woods” could love. Are these supposed to complement our baby-smooth po-po’s? Are there baby-bottle dildos, too? Please do let us know when TeleTubbies releases their line, K?
This is the adult equivalent of creepy clowns and small children—half-laugh, scream and run. Now that I think about it, I’m more worried about my tweener learning about these!
Bad Breakup—haha, PTSD either way, for sure.
writergirl and Cheese, haha, I doubt it would never get to school ‘cause it’s in Mommy’s big box of locked toys, too much for junior to drag *that* out of the house.
Bad Breakup
wrote on May 27 2009 @ 08:22 pm: [report]
@condomlite, do you work for the company? Haha, totally sounded like a sales pitch. Or it’s really that good.
Sensualdirect
wrote on May 28 2009 @ 12:59 pm: [report]
I think the manufactures are trying to make adult sex toys look more passable and not obvious, as well as appeal to woman.
Perceptible
wrote on May 28 2009 @ 01:13 pm: [report]
Am I the only woman on this site who has never used one?
Bad Breakup
wrote on May 28 2009 @ 02:35 pm: [report]
@condomelite Haha thanks for the info, that’s quite impressive. If I were a lady, I would be totally intrigued!
nikki
wrote on May 29 2009 @ 10:35 pm: [report]
were can I buy these Sex toys I sure would love to have a vibrator like these. Thanks for all the good information.
agota
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 01:20 am: [report]
“i rub my ...” is a huge series of adult sex toys, you listed three, but there are duckies, bonded duckies, rabbits, bananas. basically any thing you can think of. anyways, i provided a link, you can check out the series yourself. all of them waterproof btw
Mary Lala
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 03:36 am: [report]
Maybe it’s just because they’re made to look like bath toys, but you can get so many waterproof vibrators that are too cute like the toys you have here!
It’s interesting too read some of you would be put off by the “cuteness” of these toys. A lot of girls say they prefer vibes like this because they are often small, cute and not at all phallic. Just goes to show we all have our own preferences!
mrsjane
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 01:41 am: [report]
What is funny is that I already own most of these sex toys and what I find so cool about them is I can leave them in public view like in the shower and no one ever knows what they really are used for.
mrsjane
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 07:56 am: [report]
What is funny is that I already own most of these sex toys and what I find so cool about them is I can leave them in public view like in the shower and no one ever knows what they really are used for.
eden
wrote on December 2 2009 @ 10:00 am: [report]
These creep me the #&@$% out. And more to the point, I know they’re made so you can leave them in plain sight. But really, you leave it on the side of the bath, your friend goes up to take a piss and OBVIOUSLY they’re going to examine the so-cute-its-evil caterpillar. Gross.