10 Things We’d (Sometimes) Rather Do Than Have Sex
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:15AM, Wednesday April 8th 2009
A new study found that a third of men would prefer to play video games rather than have sex with their partners. Oh yeah?! Well there’s some things we’d rather do than hump too, and they’re way more exciting that Grand Theft Auto! See our list, after the jump…
1. Read the “Twilight” series all over again, as if it was the first time.
2. Ride The Hulk rollercoaster at Universal Studio’s Islands Of Adventure in Orlando – no line of course.
3. Online shop at a 70% reduced sample sale for designers Ali Ro, Mint, and Marc Jacobs.
4. Slap reality TV stars Kelly Killoren Bensimon, the C(o)untess, Jason Mesnick, and Spencer Pratt.
5. Sleep in the most gloriously comfy hotel bed.
6. Get a super intense head rub.
7. Attend a private performance by Justin Timberlake and/or INSERT YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST.
8. Walk on the moon.
9. Meet a historical figure, like one of the women from our “Women Who Rock” series.
10. Make out with the one that got away.
[via Lemondrop]
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joyy
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]
“the C(o)untess” - HILARIOUS
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:40 am: [report]
This only applies to guys who had previously gotten it. Moot point is moot.
Chico B
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:55 am: [report]
I have to admit, I’d totally go for the head rub thing.
lilo
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 09:29 am: [report]
I’d take the head rub too, also a stack of People, Us Weekly, OK, and some chips and salsa.
laura
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 11:02 am: [report]
@cheese - guys were surveyed from a ‘specialist playstation 3 website’...is possible that sex wasn’t actually really ever on the table.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 11:13 am: [report]
@laura: Details are really skewing this ‘study’.
69% of all studies have made up numbers.
retro chic
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 03:19 pm: [report]
I would like to give a “head” rub, to the one that got away, in the most gloriously comfy hotel bed.
MissJennLynn
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 05:33 pm: [report]
Just picked up Twilight… I’m having a hard time getting into though! Not better than sex, YET!
Syrupnhoney
wrote on April 9 2009 @ 02:29 pm: [report]
I’m pretty sure this whole list (with perhaps, the exception of #9)can be enhanced by sex after said event…..well i guess it would be pretty hard to have sex on the moon but with modern technology not impossible i’m sure!
LoveTea
wrote on April 9 2009 @ 03:58 pm: [report]
From experience, sex after #2 is fantastic. Nothing like a coaster to get your motor going!
Emasaurus
wrote on June 1 2009 @ 04:30 am: [report]
@lovetea :D thats great and very true
accept walk on the moon…no sorry none of these beat sex well not awesome sex anyway
Maybe swimming with dolphins or shopping with a blank check on oxford street would win sometimes as well
Kat
wrote on August 21 2009 @ 04:51 pm: [report]
This makes me embarrassed to be female. :/
None of those things sound fun. I’d rather play video games while having sex.
bluefeevah
wrote on November 2 2009 @ 02:48 pm: [report]
HAAA on #3…my addiction to gilt.com is def stronger than my desire for sex as of late.
C.Munro
wrote on November 2 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]
None of those sound like more fun than spending a Saturday drinking beer and playing GTA in my PJs.
Perceptible
wrote on November 2 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]
Hmm.. IMO sex (with my SO) trumps all of these.
AnitaBath
wrote on November 2 2009 @ 03:05 pm: [report]
Yeah, I’d rather play video games than do most of these (except slap Spencer Pratt and his creepy, flesh-colored beard).
ciarabug
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]
Yeah, this is a true statement. It’s like computers have man-magnets in them (not that I don’t enjoy a good all-day gaming session now and again.) However, I’ve actually been known to totally ruin level 70 WoW raids by putting on a completely inappropriate outfit and interposing myself between my boyfriend and his monitor.
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 05:27 pm: [report]
sometimes id just rather sleep…