10 Reasons It’s Awesome To Pee Like A Girl
Posted by: Persia Ali
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2:00PM, Thursday February 19th 2009
How many times have we all wished we could pee standing up like a man? It would just make life so much easier. If you’re on the highway and really need to go, you won’t need to squat in a shady woodsy area with rodents and insects keeping you company. Well, wish no more! Hot on the heels of products like Whiz Biz and the Shenis is a new female urination device called Go Girl. It allows you to stand up and pee like the fellas—only the fellas don’t have to put a urine soaked doohickey back in their purses afterward. Honestly, instead of always complaining about how much better our lives would be if we could pee like a guy, there are actually benefits to peeing like a girl that we take for granted. After the jump, ten reasons sitting down instead of standing up has its advantages.
When you pee sitting down, you can…
1. Talk on the phone
2. Catch up on all the gossip by scanning through the celeb mags, which only take the length of a good pee to read anyway.
3. Rest your legs. It’s hard strutting in heels all day!
4. Tone those thigh muscles, on those occasions when you’re squatting over a gnarly bar bathroom toilet seat.
5. Surf the web, send an email or text your friends about drinks later.
6. Read your mail, thumb through catalogs and shred bills you’ll maybe get around to paying when you’re done tinkling.
7. Floss your teeth.
8. Cry. For some reason this is more satisfying whilst sitting down.
9. Read a book, one page at a time, increasing your IQ and thereby becoming brilliant.
10. Apply a top coat of polish to finger or toe nails—just be careful when it’s time to wipe!
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theothergyllenhaal
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]
I’ve can do (and have done) 1, 5, 6, and 9 while standing. I always smudge doing 10, though.
Eva
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 06:19 pm: [report]
This is more of a “things to do while taking a poo” list. I don’t pee for that long! lol
Mariabeth67
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 06:27 pm: [report]
I can’t stand it when I go into a public bathroom and hear people in the stalls talking on their cell phones! That’s just unsanitary… and awkward for all parties involved.
heathabee
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]
yeah I pee, but it only take a few seconds…not a few minutes…not exactly enough time to do anything even remotely productive.
also, I agree with Mariabeth67…I get disgusted when I hear people in stalls talking on their cell (esp. when I’ve also heard them pee while on the phone)
miss dee
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 07:31 pm: [report]
Ha! I brush my teeth when I’m on the toilet in the morning. It’s kind of gross but nobody has to see it.
UltimateMan
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 08:20 pm: [report]
This article is LAME. Guys are better than girls. Stop complaining all the time and get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
DIGG RULES ALL
eden
wrote on February 19 2009 @ 11:29 pm: [report]
@eva: Lol, I agree. While I pee pretty bloody often, I don’t think I’d get much accomplished. Maybe one nail at a time and then I’d be set by bed.
Also, peeing-standing-up devices have been out for ages. They hand them out at festivals in the U.K
Chelle
wrote on February 20 2009 @ 09:22 am: [report]
@UltimateMan-You think you’re funny don’t you? With comments like that you’ll be making your own “sammiches” and eating them all by your lonley little self.
LadieBug
wrote on February 20 2009 @ 07:29 pm: [report]
About talking on the phone while peeing… I’ve done it, at home, not in a public restroom though. As well, it’s a “you know you’re good friends when…” moment.