10 (Imaginary) Websites Dedicated To Hot Guys Doing Random Stuff

staceface
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 12:54 pm: [report]

So hilarious!  But you forgot “hot guys cleaning my apartment.”  Ashton Kutcher, you’re welcome to come over any time.

_jsw_
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 12:56 pm: [report]

Something about “Hot Guys Coming From Baggage Claim” just… sounds like a crude euphemism for something. I’m not sure what, exactly, so I’ll leave it to CheeeeEEEEse to post the appropriate links.

effing hickster
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 12:58 pm: [report]

Oh, this has to stop right here! Next thing you know, it’ll be Hot Guys Fixing the Leaky Toilet, and then Hot Guys Re-Shingling the Roof!

Don’t think we don’t know what you’re up to!

_jsw_
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]

I’m just waiting for us to be included in “Hot Guys Posting on TheFrisky”, hickster.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:01 pm: [report]

@_jsw_: I have been hit in the crotch with a bag after this pathetic weakling tried to lift it off the carousel. I should have just decked him.

GreenAura
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:03 pm: [report]

Okay Amelia, I have an issue…. What’s with calling Pete Doherty a “hot guy”??  Is he your pick for the guy you would be ashamed to say that you would totally screw?  Maybe no one informed you that after the above picture was taken, that kitten had to be rushed to the hospital for an emergency tetanus shot.

Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:05 pm: [report]

@GreenAura I was trying to keep others’ tastes in mind. Some women find Doherty hot—like Simcha!

Humble Bee
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:06 pm: [report]

oookay, the kitten one was creepy.
I also would like to see, HOt guys driving #&@$% cars. It amuses me.
HOt guys with back packs, (I think its cute)
Oh and this is for you : http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/08/ryan-gosling-the-yoked-book/

_jsw_
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]

Amelia, I’m ashamed of you. The tiniest bit of heat… and you rat out a friend.

You must now reveal which man was your guilty pleasure. It’s only fair. Or, I suppose, Simcha should tell us.

*taps foot*

*drums fingers on table*

*glances at watch*

GreenAura
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:22 pm: [report]

@ Amelia: HAHA I KNEW IT!! If you go back to the original “ashamed to say we’d screw” post, I commented that I thought Pete Doherty was Simcha’s shameful screw.  Dirrrty girl

whatshesays
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:25 pm: [report]

@effing hickster- oooooh, I like this game. Hot Guys Moving the Heavy Piano Into Their Girlfriend’s Apartment!

Laurel
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:30 pm: [report]

Hot guy doing random stuff? http://www.anecdotage.com/pics/duchovny.jpg

Mmmm. Nuff said.

pinkwhiskey
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:32 pm: [report]

how about “Hot Guys Fighting Over Me”! that’s an idea I can get behind!

_jsw_
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:33 pm: [report]

@pinkwhiskey: I’m not sure that the view from down there would be attractive.

Oliveira
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:49 pm: [report]

I believe “Hot Guys Fighting Over Me” needs to be started STET. Seal can be the first one, with, let’s see, Hugh Jackman.

If anybody needs me, I’m working on a website…

ACooper
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

Yum…but I could do without the ones where a girlfriend is involved!

effing hickster
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:59 pm: [report]

Hot Guys Taking Out the Garbage. Hot Guys Dealing With the Septic Tank Disaster. Hot Guys Painting the Living Room. Hot Guys Fixing the Squeaky Bathroom Door.

I could go on and on…

Riley
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 02:02 pm: [report]

Fugly guys playing ultimate Frisbee at the waterfront park.

spatula
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 02:10 pm: [report]

The kitty one grossed me out too.

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

@GreenAura
It’s true, I like it dirty like Doherty. Mmm, he’s so dreamy….If he’d agree to do me, I’d agree to pay for health insurance.

_jsw_
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 02:35 pm: [report]

@Simcha: I didn’t realize you were that wealthy.

heartofglass
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 02:36 pm: [report]

ohh, I’m glad I’m not the only one with a crush on Dreamboat Doherty. I thought Michael K of Dlisted and I were the only ones.

majicksand
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 04:56 pm: [report]

Hot guys giving me a massage.

effing hickster
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 07:27 pm: [report]

Like a hands-on kind of massage, or an Inspector Jacques Clouseau kind of massage?

majicksand
wrote on September 10 2009 @ 08:19 am: [report]

@hickster: Since the love of my life since I was 13 is Joey Tempest, lead singer of Europe, I’m gonna have to go Swedish for this one.  Preferably literally. The deeper, the better.

effing hickster
wrote on September 10 2009 @ 06:04 pm: [report]

@majicksand: D’oh! I was hoping my joke didn’t die an untimely death. Please say it didn’t!

For Clouseau, massage = message, in his horrible French accent the natives can’t even decipher.

Damn. Now that I had to explain it, there went my chance at being witty for once in my life.

Iammina
wrote on September 13 2009 @ 06:50 pm: [report]

So where are the pictures of the hot guys?