10 Hobbies Guaranteed To Make Any Woman Sexier

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: sex
2:00PM, Monday October 12th 2009

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On my recent vacay, I learned a valuable new skill that makes me pity any man that had sex with me before. Why? Because, after many failed grade-school sleepover party attempts, I can now, finally, hula hoop. And since I have mastered the fine art of keeping it up, er, the hoop I mean, with my new and improved hip swivel, I know my next boyfriend is going to be an extra lucky man. But as the weather gets too cold to use hula hooping in a bikini as a stud magnet, we girls have to get creative. Despite the chill, here’s how you can warm things up in your love life with hobbies that’ll show dudes you knock boots better than anyone else.

1. Play An Instrument: You can stroke to the rhythm and are good with your hands. Plus, you get the added bonus of being able to wear super sexy rock star clothes with confidence, since you have the chops to back ‘em up. However, virtual instruments (like the ones used in “Guitar Hero” and “Rock Band”) can have a similar effect on dudes, but not chicks.

2. Glass Blowing: When there’s fire and glass, you have to be an expert with your hands. Plus, it has blow in the name.

3. Cooking: The way to anyone’s heart is through their stomach, sure. But honey, if you can turn up the heat in the kitchen, there’s no telling what you can do in the bedroom.

4. Ballet/Gymnastics: You’re flexible, your body is toned, and you know all the right positions. Heck, just saying you’re a dancer can get a guy drooling.

5. Massage: You’re a patient, generous person who hits all the right spots. You’ve got the training to make your partner completely relaxed and then get him back in the game when his penis is down for the count. Bonus points if you actually went to massage school.

6. Yoga/Working Out: From exercise to sexercise, taking good care of your body means you won’t be afraid to show it off and know how to put it to good use. Just be careful to only wear those yoga pants to class. It’s a slippery slope, as Laura from “Project Runway” warned us.

7. Burlesque Performer: You’ve perfected the art of the striptease; you have oodles of spare lingerie and plenty of sexual confidence; and you’re an exhibitionist. H-O-T. Or just get the skills for your own boudoir with this DVD.

8. Volunteer: You’re a giver. That’s always sexy.

9. Sporty Spice: Any sport, like surfing or snowboarding, where you have to wear something cute and do cool stunts is total boner bait. It’s especially good because dudes are usually hanging around doing the same activity.

10. Artist: You’re passionate and not afraid to get messy. That’s fun, no matter how you paint the picture or sculpt the clay or whip the man, whatever your medium may be.

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Tags: sex advice, list, hobbies, sex appeal

Comments (64)

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lewomack
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:06 pm: [report]

Does knitting fall under the category of art? Or is that just grandmotherly?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:14 pm: [report]

Using that list I am 0/10.

Woo mediocrity!

C.Munro
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:20 pm: [report]

No.1 is a winner. There are few things I find hotter than a girl wearing a Fender Jaguar.

One other thing, it’s not so much a hobby, but I do find women who can drive a manual transmission sexy.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:25 pm: [report]

Simcha, I guarantee that if anyone played a tuba they would not be sexier. Nobody can be sexy playing the tuba.

brandyalexander
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:26 pm: [report]

I think driving a motorcycle should be on here, somewhere, too.

brandyalexander
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]

Haha, Cheese, nor the accordian.

Lilypie
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]

@Cheese: Does this count?

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2007/08/emi_tubagirl-copy.jpg

Simcha Whitehill
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse
Actually, I played the tuba in school. You sit close to the percussion section which is full of hotties. I totes scored back in the day in band class, actually. It takes a lot of lip power to play tuba.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:40 pm: [report]

Damn, I feel stupid now.

Retraction: I’m going to have to go with brandyalexander’s accordion then.

Skwisgiirl
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:48 pm: [report]

@ cheese: Sure, she might not be sexy *while* playing the tuba, but she’d have some strong lungs and full lips. Surely that counts for something?

Also: 1, 3, 4, 6, and 10. Clearly, I am in it to win it.

Humble Bee
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:51 pm: [report]

I’m a really active person, I play every sport you can imgaine, I even surf from July to Oct (if the tides aren’t too crazy), I’ve ran 3 marathons, and I’ve been single for a year now. lol. You can be surrounded by men, but if your not a risk taker, it won’t matter. I am chicken sh*t, I can’t ask for a guys number to save my life… unless every guy I meet is taken, I feel kind of unattractive at times because guys won’t freaking ask me out! I know that I have to ask them, but I just can’t. I try not to complain about being single because its mostly my fault.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:53 pm: [report]

@Skwisgiirl: No idea what you are alluding to. Please explain in great detail what can you do with those traits.

Ms. Rabbit
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

Ooh.. you definitely forgot belly dancing. Men lose their sh*t over belly dancers, trust me

Humble Bee
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:56 pm: [report]

@Lewomack, I think knitting is awesome! I would love to know how to knit.
@BrandyAlexander, I totally agree, I think its so hot when I see girls riding motocycles. My dad taught my how to ride his, and I get a lot of attention and questions asked when I ride it.

Humble Bee
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 01:59 pm: [report]

*me

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 02:02 pm: [report]

I was going to inform cheeeeEEEEse that tuba playing girls can be sexy, but it seems everyone else has done it! Maybe i’m biased b/c I do in fact play the tuba, but believe me, it’s never been an issue. Guys are usually surprised because I’m 5foot nothing and the tuba is pretty big. Maybe you’re just intimidated by a girl with upper body strength and a bigger lung capacity than most male athletes?

just saying

Skwisgiirl
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 02:07 pm: [report]

@ cheese: well, I think lipstick application would be a breeze, and one could stay underwater for extended periods of time as compared to a layperson… does this help?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 02:13 pm: [report]

@Skwisgiirl: Not in the slightest. You’re off the hook.

SCRMOM
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 02:13 pm: [report]

@_jsw_: I am waiting for a glass blower joke from you. Do I have to beg?

megly
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 02:57 pm: [report]

Does it count if I can blow sugar? I’ve never had a chance to blow glass, but I imagine it wouldn’t be too much different.

retro chic
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 03:15 pm: [report]

I do find women who can drive a manual transmission sexy.

Does parallel parking on a busy highway in LA, in a tight spot, in one move count too?

Also sport challenges while traveling or camping – diving off vertical things like a granite bluff into a narrow hole in a river… and waterfalls. Had a high penis up : penis down factor (according to the men’s trunks that were interviewed at the scene). All pre-kid, not so much now. Gotta leave her one good parent.

C.Munro
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]

Does parallel parking on a busy highway in LA, in a tight spot, in one move count too?

I believe that counts double. I dunno, I’ll have to check the rule book ....

DancingGeek
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 03:59 pm: [report]

Don’t forget bellydancing!

Shriekback68
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 05:19 pm: [report]

Great list! I love artistic women…they tend to be in touch with their humanity on a much deeper level than your average person.

Knitter79
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 05:34 pm: [report]

Okay, being a gymnast totally backfired when I was in high school/college because I was stronger than most of the guys. I think it helps more now to say I used to be a gymnast without being super freaking muscular but still pretty flexible.

I do get complimented on driving a manual transmission, though. And for doing my own home repairs.

driftingfocus
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 06:23 pm: [report]

BrandyAlexander: Riding a motorcycle should definitely be on there. I can’t tell you the amount of attention I get from guys when they find out I ride one, not to mention when I tell them that it’s vintage and I do all my own work on it.

River
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 07:01 pm: [report]

Playing clarinet/saxophone should have its own category; they’re the only instruments that require blowing, sucking, tonguing and fingering—all at once! Yeah, I went there. =P

@ Knitter79: I get the compliments from guys for driving manuals, too, especially after I drove stick on the other side of the road/left handed in the UK for a couple weeks.

Anaxa
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 07:05 pm: [report]

9/10! No wonder he’s so enamoured.

MadMax
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 07:07 pm: [report]

Does Taekwondo counts? I’m with Humble Bee; I can’t ask a guy for his number for the life of me. And as much as I enjoy my “me, just me, time” I also want to get some… loving!?!? lol…

sportzriter13
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 08:05 pm: [report]

8. Volunteer: You’re a giver. That’s always sexy.

as a person who volunteers quite a bit I kinda disagree. Too much and you’ll be too tired/cranky/busy to be sexy. All things in moderation.
Which is easier said then done, seeing as there are so many things that need to be done to save the world.

condomelite1
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 08:06 pm: [report]

Modeling new outfits with stripping techniques

sportzriter13
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 08:07 pm: [report]

I forgot to add-just because there are too many things to do isn’t going to stop me from trying to do too many things. Then

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 12 2009 @ 10:26 pm: [report]

@Humble Bee, @MadMax—Trust me: Guys LOVE it when women ask them out, even when they just ask for a phone number. For one thing, it shows you have guts. Asking for our number also gets us over our hesitance to ask for your number. Also, it makes us feel all special!

I do a lot of volunteer work. However, I am a guy, so I don’t even get credit for 1/10 on this list!

HappyDude
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 11:25 am: [report]

Not a bad list, especially cooking, anything active, and massage. Not really sure about “glass blowing”, not that it’s a turn-off, just neutral. I’m also personally not really a fan of artsy chicks; it’s one thing if you make cool paintings or sculpture, but from experience a lot of women who call themselves artistic just have tons of baggage.

Finally, burlesque. The one burlesque show I ever saw was so weirdly unsexy it left a bad taste in my mouth. Modern Burlesque is sort of a parody of sexuality women do largely to the appeal of other women, (and men who think they can have sex with women by appearing more enlightened than they are). Strippers are male sexual desire personified, burlesque dancers are what women wish male sexual desire was.

Shewolf68
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 11:45 am: [report]

What? No mention of a Woman playing the skin-flute?

You boys are falling down on the job!!!

LOL…personally I’m big into #10. Can’t get enough of figure drawing!

Titania
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 11:57 am: [report]

I guess I’m ok then, I’m an artist and I make passionate mess everywhere in all mediums. One of the projects I’m doing at the moment is stripping off to various degrees and taking self portraits….its been interesting.

majicksand
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]

Does shooting pool count as a sport? I’m on a league, and I’ve won 3 out of my 4 matches this session if it helps.

DancingGeek
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 04:03 pm: [report]

yes majicksand- a woman shooting pool is definitely sexy!

txc0206
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 06:15 pm: [report]

Hmm, 6/10, and I’m still single. However, I’ve found that one of the best conversation starters ever involves talking about my experience serving as a full-time indentured servant for the AmeriCorps program right after college.

Hula hooping is hot. It’s becoming a fad around here, though. You can’t go to festivals or parks without seeing hula hoopers around.

NaomiK
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:10 pm: [report]

#4,6 and 9 = Don’t be fat. *rolling eyes* It’s funny that there’s no way that it would be ok to put don’t be Catholic, a Jew, Black, short or too tall, etc on a blog but it’s ok discriminate against someone for their weight.

NaomiK
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:23 pm: [report]

Wow that came out as really cranky… sorry. I’m just annoyed that the only body type the media deems as attractive is the emaciated model type.

J’etudie français. C’est sexy?

powplz
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:28 pm: [report]

uh, I frequently see folks of all shapes and sizes at my yoga classes and softball games. I also see very few skinny girls whenever the local belly dancing crew is performing. There’s nothing about suggesting people stay active and go do things that favors one body type or another.

TheUnusualSuspect
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 01:03 am: [report]

@NaomiK, @joyy This is slightly off-topic, but…

Some years ago, I went to a “club” for a friend’s bachelor party. There was this one dancer who was a little overweight—or maybe more than a little. Not morbidly obese, but just overweight. Most of the guys seemed to be laughing at her. But to me, she was the hottest one there. Most of the ladies were very sexy and shapely, but they all had this aloof look to them. But this one (the overweight one) she was smiling and laughing and seemed to be really into what she was doing at that moment. I’m sure it takes a tremendous amount of confidence to undress in front of a room full of strangers and their thoughts, but that one lady’s comfort and ease (or what I perceived as comfort and ease) in doing so, knowing she did not have the typical dancer’s figure, knowing that guys are laughing at her (if only to prove to their friends that they aren’t attracted to her), THAT was definitely sexy. And it made it so much less weird to be in the club. (That was only my second time in a strip club. It was for the same guy’s bachelor party. He had too much to drink and didn’t make it to the first night out, so we had to take him out again. I haven’t been back to a strip club since because, despite all the sexiness and everything, it is just a little too surreal for me.)

@majicksand Yes, shooting a good game of pool = sexy!

ChocoBoo
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 04:59 am: [report]

I can break-dance..does that count?
@HappyDude: what kinda burlesque show did you go to? P.S. we like burlesque more than stripping because of all the extra fancy outfits girls get to pose in. Strippers usually wear a thong.. if they wear anything at all= boring (to me at least).

I am known to do the bop, also known for the Flintstone flop.....

~GeekGirl~
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 09:07 am: [report]

I too played saxaphone! It’s true what they say band is just one big sex ed lesson haha I guess my draw now is that I am a fitness (zumba) instructor. Guys lose it when they hear about all the sweaty booty shaking I do! I personally don’t get it.

TinaTuna
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 07:14 pm: [report]

What about fencing? I am a fencer and men go nuts when I tell them. I guess there is something about two women in a bout thrusting swords at each other in a controlled fashion that really turns men on. Or maybe it’s after when we take off the mask and shake our hair. Either way it’s a great hobby. Oh, and our butts could bounce quarters off of them.

cutiepi.
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 12:24 am: [report]

My favorites are glass blowing, yoga and cooking. If you haven’t done glassblowing, try it. Seriously. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had doing anything. Literally, anything.

BewitchedBeckatha
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 03:51 pm: [report]

I can parallel park in one shot! And I can cook…although I think the “talent” that’s gotten the most attention is writing erotic fiction.
AND I have to mention that while I am “plus sized” I’ve stripped on a dare…boy did that get attention!

Confidence is way sexy, regardless of body size or shape!

santacruzin
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]

@cheese: Nope, the accordion must be sexy too. At least when it’s played by Joan Holloway in Mad Men.

aprioath
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 07:17 pm: [report]

I Draw & Paint and i am taking up guitar.. I can somewhat cook, and i used to do yoga.. Wow.. i am feeling good right now lol

flight
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 11:15 pm: [report]

what, no horseback riding? doing a lot of dressage and jumping taught me to be able to sit deep and let my hips move fluidly.

@cheese i’m in music school right now. the tuba players get so much action it’s unreal. i’m a trombonist (one of like 3 girls in a studio of 30+) and i do just fine ;] guys like the idea of a little girl wrangling a big brass instrument, i think.

Maine_Girl
wrote on October 18 2009 @ 11:47 am: [report]

How about working on cars? Sexy or no? Right now I’m rebuilding my motor I think I look kind of cute in coveralls!!

Gingee
wrote on October 18 2009 @ 02:16 pm: [report]

2 out of 10 for me. I’m a chef and an artist. I create beauty.

Other than that, I’m WSYWIG, What you see is what you get.

Gingee

40yrolddad
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 01:16 pm: [report]

Maine_Girl: if I were “on the market” I would definitely put a big “+” by a woman who didn’t assume “wedge adjustment” meant changing shoes!

personally, I’d add tennis to this list (actually playing, not just putting on the skirt) but that’s just me…

I Go To 11
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 01:40 pm: [report]

@ cheeeeese: If the tuba and accordion can be sexified, I dare any woman (or man, for that matter) to make playing the kazoo sexy.

@ NaomiK: It’s not true that only emaciated types play sports. I like to run, and I see people of all shapes, sizes, and ages competing alongside me in road races. Believe me, it’s not all slender elite runner-types that show up, which I think is great, actually. The runners that look the complete opposite of elite ones are the folks I find myself cheering for more, anyway.

revivedlady
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 10:38 pm: [report]

Lol I am selfish, full filled and I am good cause I enjoy what I do. It makes me spark. Don’t play instuments though think I should? Well I think maybe I do blowing glass I guess. Nothing finer then hearing my man groan.

obviouslyteal
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:08 pm: [report]

being into beer is also helpful too. men LOVE women who love a good beer, especially since beer bars are mostly sausage fests. don’t be afraid of the brew, ladies—embrace it.

wetwet20
wrote on January 13 2010 @ 09:19 pm: [report]

@flight I agree. My ex and my fiance have both said that my horseback riding is sexy. Plus it has helped with “riding” during the deed. It is a good list though, except Im a horrible cook.