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WTF: Is Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” The Next “Friday,” Only Totally Offensive?

WTF: Is Alison Gold's "Chinese Food" The Next "Friday," Only Totally Offensive?
What The Fresh Hell Is This?!

Listen, I love to go to the mall and gorge on Panda Express as much as the next MSG-addicted person, but this is too much. Behold, tween Alison Gold’s ode to chow mein and egg rolls, “Chinese Food.” Ark Music Factory co-founder Patrice Wilson —  the guy who brought us Rebecca Black and her shit hit song “Friday” – wrote the song and appears in the video, rapping in an “Asian accent” and dressed up like a panda bear, all while Gold sings and little geishas prance. It’s all so wrong. But also it made me hungry. [Huffington Post]

Watch Matt Lauer’s Awkward & Icky Interview With Miley Cyrus On “The Today Show”

Watch Matt Lauer's Awkward & Icky Interview With Miley Cyrus On "The Today Show"
"I'll never look at a foam finger the same way again!"

Alright, I think it’s time to start a petition to ban Matt Lauer from interviewing young famous women on “The Today Show.” It rarely doesn’t tread into uncomfy territory. (Remember when he asked Anne Hathaway about her vagina?) This morning, in between singing her hit songs “We Can’t Stop” and “Wrecking Ball,” Lauer interviewed Miley Cyrus about her new album, Bangerz, that whole Sinead O’Connor mess and, of course, her performance at the MTV VMAs last month, and it got … yucky. Watch above.

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Read Meaty, Get Obsessed With Lorde & Make Pumpkin Ale Ice Cream Floats

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Read Meaty, Get Obsessed With Lorde & Make Pumpkin Ale Ice Cream Floats

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this weekend! Keep reading »

Gird Your Loins Because Rihanna’s Video For “Pour It Up” Is Here

IT'S MINE, I SPEND IT
Gird Your Loins Because Rihanna's Video For "Pour It Up" Is Here
Pour It Up, Watch It All Fall Out

Rihanna is the Prince Harry to Beyonce’s Wills. A lot naughtier, possibly hotter and definitely dealing in buckets of fucks not given, RiRi is kind of the best. With Beyonce, we know exactly what is coming up — good hair, couture and a lot of dance tights. But with Rihanna, the possibilities are endless. Will she vomit ribbon? Will she sit in a bathtub looking flawless in one take?  Maybe she’ll just sit on a throne in that denim thong we all talked about, throwing stacks of cash with her face on the bills, while some strippers show off. Check out her video for the woozy Mike Will Made It produced track “Pour It Up” above!

Rihanna Smacks Groper
Rihanna hits a fan in the face with her mic
Some handsy fan got a smack in the head with her mic. Read More »
Rihanna's Thong
It's denim! Read More »
Bored Rihanna at the VMAs
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Is bored by everything. Read More »

Britney Spears Dances In The Desert & In A Pool Of Sharks In Video For “Work Bitch”

MORNING QUICKIES
Britney Spears Dances In The Desert & Pool Of Sharks In Video For "Work Bitch"
You'd Better Work, Bitch
  • The video for Britney Spears’ new single “Work Bitch” is here and it’s … pretty great? I mean, it’s no “Slave 4 U,” but Britney dances and cracks some whips and looks darn good doing it. Call it a comeback? [Popdust]
  • Post split from Stacy Keibler, George Clooney is supposedly rebounding with Croatian model Monkia Jakisic, who he’s had an on-and-off thing with since 2004. [Us Weekly]
  • I am soooo obsessed with 16-year-old singer Lorde. Watch her sing her song “Royals” on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” [NYMag.com]
  • OMG FINALLY Susan Miller has posted October horoscopes. [Astrology Zone] Keep reading »

Aaron Paul Wants You To “Dance Bitch” In Awesome Club Banger

Aaron Paul Tweets
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His sweet tweets to fiancee Lauren Parsekian. Read More »
"Breaking Bad" Vs. R. Kelly
Breaking Bad does R Kellys Ignition Remix
Give me some of that "beep beep." Read More »
Dance, Bitch!

No matter what he does now that “Breaking Bad” is over, Aaron Paul will probably always be best known for playing Jesse Pinkman. And the character’s penchant for throwing in a “bitch” at the end of nearly every sentence lives on too — including in this “hyper kinetic dance floor gem” from DJs Tom Neville and Zen Freeman. Press play, bitch. [Buzzfeed]

HAIM Covers “Wrecking Ball” By Miley Cyrus (Plus, Stream Their Debut Album!)

HAIM Covers "Wrecking Ball" By Miley Cyrus (Plus, Stream Their Debut Album!)
HAIM Covers Miley!

Step 1: Press pause on whatever you’re listening to right now.

Step 2: Watch the awesome band HAIM cover Miley Cyrus’s song “Wrecking Ball” in the video above.

Step 3: Stream HAIM’s entire debut album, Days Are Gone, over at NPR.

OMG Does Justin Timberlake Confess His Undying Love For Britney Spears In A “Hidden” Album Track?!

OMG Does Justin Timberlake Confess His Undying Love For Britney Spears In A "Hidden" Album Track?!

As a Scorpio, I’m loyal to a fault. That’s why, even though it’s been 11 years since they broke up and they both have significant others and probably nothing in common anymore, I am still praying for Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears to get back together. Sorry, Jessica Biel. Nothing personal. It’s just that, in 2000, when I doodled “Britney N Justin 4 Eva” in my notebook instead of paying attention in Lit Theory 101, I meant it. FOREVER. And maybe Justin did too, if a far-reaching analysis of a hidden track on the second part of The 20/20 Experience is to be believed. Keep reading »

Listen To Justin Timberlake’s New Song, “TKO”!

"She kill me with the coo-coochie-coochie-coo..."
  • Justin Timberlake dropped the first single off the forthcoming second part of the  20/20 Experience, called “TKO.” Listen above! I have high hopes that part two of 20/20 Experience is going to be better than the first. [Celebuzz]
  • Sigh, with two more episodes left, here’s a photo history of “Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston being BFFs. [NYMag.com]
  • Saoirse Ronan and Benedict Cumberbatch are both rumored to be part of the cast of “Star Wars VII.” [The Mary Sue]
  • Crazy Miley Cyrus fans are being assholes because some 16-year-old singer named Lorde has the number one song on iTunes instead of their twerkin’ queen. [Ocean Up]
  • Charlie Sheen is denying that he ever partied with Zac Efron, who went to rehab twice for cocaine. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus, Please Stop Calling What You’re Doing A “Movement”

Miley Cyrus, Please Stop Calling What You're Doing A "Movement"
You Keep Using That Word...
Oh Please, Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke Says "Blurred Lines" Is A "Feminist Movement"
"Blurred Lines" is a good song but it's not a "feminist movement." Read More »

You know what word I’d love for Miley Cyrus to stop using? Well, “twerk,” yes, but besides that. “Movement.” The trailer for Miley’s MTV documentary is out and it’s called, ugh, “The Movement.” The preview mostly focuses on the buildup and aftermath of Miley’s VMAs performance — including a cameo from Britney Spears — as Cyrus explains that with her upcoming album, Bangerz, she’s finally able to be the person and artist she was “born” to be. Miley, girl, that may very well be true, and you may have an “army” of listeners, but doesn’t make your career a movement. To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Please stop taking cues from Robin Thicke. He was wrong when he used that word too. [MTV]

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