Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

Jenn Frank | June 10, 2015 - 10:00 am

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader. More »

Poll: Have You Ever Stalked An Ex’s New Flame?

Katie Oldenburg | January 22, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Let’s be honest… that awkward moment when we find out our ex is dating someone new is usually pretty unpleasant. And for some, it triggers an immediate response in the brain, causing us to stop thinking completely and walk over to the computer to Google the new guy or girl who took our place. And… More »

Poll: Is Liveblogging A Home Birth Intriguing Or Appalling?

Katie Oldenburg | January 9, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Just when you thought your friends were oversharing on Facebook and Twitter, someone else comes along and puts them to shame in the TMI department.

Exhibit A: New mom, Ruth Iorio.

In case you haven’t heard, Ruth decided to liveblog her home birth, giving her followers (and the world) a play-by-play… More »

Poll: Which Girl Crush Would You Rather Meet Under The Mistletoe, Jennifer Lawrence Or Beyonce?

Katie Oldenburg | December 19, 2013 - 3:30 pm

I don’t know about you, but 2013 was The Year of My Flourishing Girl Crushes.

First, I fell even more in love with Jennifer Lawrence, whose quirky, witty sense of humor and righteous self-confidence, on top of her kickass performance in “Catching Fire,” left me almost certain she is my spirit animal and… More »

Poll: Have You Ever Made A Marriage Pact With A Friend?

Katie Oldenburg | December 9, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Last week, I was talking to one of my best guy friends about our various relationship dilemmas when he assured me, “It’s okay, Kate. All of this nonsense will be over once we turn 29, which is rapidly approaching.”

He was referring to our marriage pact: an agreement we made when we were… More »

Poll: Would You Ever Have Holiday Sex In Someone Else’s Home?

Katie Oldenburg | November 26, 2013 - 3:00 pm

With Thanksgivukkah quickly approaching, it’s time we put the turkey and menorah talk aside for a moment to focus on something super important: your sexytime situation.

For those of you who are coupled up, the holidays often mean traveling with your significant other, either to visit your family or theirs, to enjoy the… More »

Poll: Would You Marry Someone Who Can’t Make You Orgasm?

Katie Oldenburg | November 14, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Yesterday, our very own Amelia wrote an article about her inability to orgasm from almost all of her sexual partners—with the exception of one. However, despite the fact that she’s frequently unable to reach the big “O” when partnered, she still finds sex satisfying.

But what if that partner were someone you wanted… More »

Poll: Would You Ever Participate In A Sex Study?

Katie Oldenburg | November 8, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Don’t expect to get a hold of me any Sunday night from now until the end of the year, because I’ll be watching “Masters of Sex,” and your girl doesn’t like to be interrupted.

Ever since my roommate coerced the cable company to give us free Showtime for a year because our cable… More »

Poll: Should There Be An Age Limit For Mixed Martial Arts Fighting?

Katie Oldenburg | October 28, 2013 - 3:00 pm

This morning, I happened to stumble upon a CNN photo gallery of children partaking in a MMA fight … in a cage. Participants as young as age five are allowed to compete in the Thunderdome, where “they punch, kick, tackle and choke each other,” with their hands and feet.

I asked myself, “How… More »

Final Duel: See Which WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made It To Our Last Battle

Katie Oldenburg | October 25, 2013 - 6:00 pm

This may come as a shock to you, but life-sized vaginas and costumes of fictional characters receiving fellatio are considered poor taste.

While I personally feel private parts and oral sex are just dandy in their natural forms, it’s different when a human adult is parading around town with his massive labia… More »

VOTE! Which Costume Is More Likely To Make Grandma Keel Over?

Katie Oldenburg | October 24, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Nana would be so proud.

Probably two of the most distasteful Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen are going head-to-er … head for the second round of Semi-Finals in our WTF?! Costume Battle! … More »

VOTE! See Which First Two WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made Our Semi-Finals!

Katie Oldenburg | October 24, 2013 - 9:40 am

Letttt’s get ready to rumbllleeeeeee!

After tons of votes flooded in, the first two costumes in our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle have made it to the semi-finals.   … More »

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues— And It’s Getting Punny!

Katie Oldenburg | October 23, 2013 - 5:30 pm

There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes.

We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.”

I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people… More »

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues With A Bush Flasher And A Blow-Up Doll

Katie Oldenburg | October 23, 2013 - 10:20 am

Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest. … More »

VOTE! Which Halloween Costume Screams “Overcompensating”?

Katie Oldenburg | October 22, 2013 - 5:30 pm

Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume.

Instead, let’s just… More »

Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Begins With A Vibrator And A Vagina Masquerading As A Man In A Canoe

Katie Oldenburg | October 22, 2013 - 9:20 am

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult.

The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to… More »

Poll: Should Parents Face Arrest If Their Child Is A Bully?

Katie Oldenburg | October 18, 2013 - 4:00 pm

A riveting op-ed by KJ Dell’Antonia in The New York Times yesterday still has me thinking. The piece, questioning whether or not parents should face criminal charges if their teenager is a bully, describes the recent suicide of a teenage girl who was endlessly harassed and cyber bullied by two of her female classmates.
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Poll: Would You Help Pay For Your Own Engagement Ring?

Katie Oldenburg | October 11, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Would you ever help your significant other pay for your engagement ring? Apparently it’s happening more than we know.

Last week, while falling asleep to the evening news, I overheard a report that had me bolt up from my semi-coma and stare at my TV screen in confusion. The newscasters were discussing the… More »

Poll: Are First Dates At Home Cozy Or Creepy?

Katie Oldenburg | October 3, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Let’s face it: the economy sucks. And unfortunately, not having much money can sometimes get in the way of things … including dating.

As a single gal, I’m hearing of more and more people who have opted to forgo the traditional first-date dinner at a restaurant in favor of an evening at home… More »

Poll: Can Selfish People Do Selfless Things?

Katie Oldenburg | September 26, 2013 - 3:40 pm

After live tweeting through last night’s season premiere of “Nashville,” and then discussing the episode this morning around the water cooler (okay, not really … we were just at our desks), it dawned on me: every character who appeared to be doing a good deed was really doing something that would ultimately benefit them. Or, at… More »

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