So the rumor that Justin Bieber was working on a memoir at the ripe age of 16 turned out not to be true. But now reports have surfaced that the Sir Swirly Hair will be starring in a biopic, chronicling his journey from YouTube nobody to megastar who makes teenage girls faint with the sound of his voice. Paramount Pictures is making the flick, in 3D natch, and plans to release it in February of 2011. Which, by the way, is like tomorrow. [PopCrunch]
Justin, just say no. This is a terrible idea. To make you understand the severity of this situation, here's a look at other pop star movie vehicles of yesteryear.
Today is Mariah Carey's 45th birthday and it's got me feeling emotions, specifically gratitude for all the wisdom about life and love that she has imparted through her music over. So in honor of Mimi's big day, here are those bits of wisdom, accompanied by GIFs of Mariah at her most divalicious.
It’s been a tough week, kids. I’m imagining you sitting in front of an open refrigerator, the buzz of the light dulling your existential thoughts. That seven-minute video of Tom Hanks paying homage to his body of work is playing on your laptop from the other room, for no one in particular. You’re…