charlie sheen

Charlie Sheen is offensive on many levels, including to warlocks, or male witches. At the height of his meltdown this winter, Sheen referred to himself as a "Vatican assassin warlock." What that means, I don't know. But it pissed off Christian Day, a warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts, which called it a "blatant offense to our ways." Day continued, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future. If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career." Perhaps this means Charlie's upcoming Comedy Central roast and reuniting with Brooke Mueller are the work of magical spells? [TMZ]

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