Who’s That Whispering In Ryan Lochte’s Ear?
Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies' man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday week in London last night, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she's whispering in his ear? "What your mom doesn't know can't hurt her"? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte's rad David Bowie shirt which I am totally going to steal from his closet when we sleep together.