Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies' man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday week in London last night, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she's whispering in his ear? "What your mom doesn't know can't hurt her"? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte's rad David Bowie shirt which I am totally going to steal from his closet when we sleep together.
Inside the mag, Kim talks about the first time she “met” Caitlyn Jenner and explains where the hell Rob is.
He Vogues especially well.
Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!