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Best Feature: "Malice in Lalaland"

Starring porn star-turned-Steven Soderbergh muse Sasha Grey, it's Alice in Wonderland meets "Boogie Nights." Shot on 35 mm, not video, means you can play it when your friends come over, and they'll still think you're a perv, but a cool perv. The producers call it "an adult movie with mainstream ambition"; we call it smut. Bonus features: Ron Jeremy gets shot while wearing a track suit, Hunter S. Thompson allusions abound, and there is hot bunny head-wearing girl-on-girl action.