Nothing sets the fashion world aflame like Crocs. Indeed, these harmless (if unflattering) shoes ignite a fiery passion in many a fashionista's heart. The battle between Crocs and its stylish sibling, the ballet flat, threatens to tear the fashion world at the seams. President Obama, the economy is in dire straits as it is: Do not let this battle further devastate the industry! Bring the two to the table and explain why they both have merits and deserve a place on our feet. Sort of.