Which “Star Trek” Alien Race Do You Date Like?
Do You Date Like A Klingon?
Turn-Ons: Opera; Shakespeare; piercings/tattoos and other forms of body modification; BDSM and roleplaying; confidence; buffet dinners; a natural musk; martyrdom.
Turn-Offs: Scented soaps, shampoos, and perfume; pacifism; furry animals including dogs, cats and anything else that is Tribble-like; small children; pastel colors; the missionary position.
Ideal First Date: A trip to the opera, followed by a dinner of meat, meat and more meat, perhaps with a few curse-filled arguments between courses. And then fucking. Lots of fucking.
______ is sexy, ______ is sexier: Knives are sexy, swords are sexier.
Who pays on a date? A man should always pay on a date, but the woman should not accept his invitation for a date unless she plans on blowing him after. It would be dishonorable not to.
Favorite sexual position: All of them, so long as the bed breaks.
Big swoon worthy move: Reading love poetry.