Which “Star Trek” Alien Race Do You Date Like?
Do You Date Like A Betazoid?
Turn-Ons: Kundalini yoga; the writings of Rainer Maria Rilke, Marianne Williamson and Deepak Chopra; quinoa and kale salads; natural fibers and fabrics; nudity; astrology, numerology and palm reading; peace; body hair.
Turn-Offs: Violence and war; Scientology; processed foods; conforming to dress codes and other facist rules against self expression; emotional wheelchairs; Big Pharma, Big Oil and the NRA; rough sex.
Ideal First Date: A yoga class, followed by a healthy vegetarian feast cooked at home, during which you each share your most painful and most joyous memories. Ideally, both of you orgasm simultaneously at the conclusion.
______ is sexy, ______ is sexier: A crush is sexy, deep spiritual connectivity is sexier.
Who pays on a date? Is spending money really necessary on a date? If you truly have a deep spiritual connection with someone, you should be able to spend hours upon hours just gazing into their eyes.
Favorite sexual position: Tantra, although he/she is often capable of achieving orgasm without physical touch.
Big swoon worthy move: Getting someone to open up emotionally in ways they never have before. Also, making someone come without touching them.