Which Of The Seven Dwarfs Of Drinking Are You?
Dopey is the wild card. She is a ton of fun, but drives everyone mental. Dopey has had so many jobs, it’s hard to keep track. In the course of the evening, Dopey will lose her purse, her phone, her ID, a shoe and possibly her dignity. Unable to turn down a shot, she parties blissfully through the night unconcerned about her belongings while her friends just try to make sure she makes it home safely. Dopey rarely is without a drink in her hand. Always a beer fan, she’ll happy shoot some Jager bombs to get the night started and then switch to whiskey if left unchecked. About five drinks in, you may find her having a long conversation with a creepy dude. Unfortunately, Dopey has a tendency to wander off. Best-case scenario, Dopey will end up on the dance floor. She can go all night, especially if there is a Lady Gaga/Britney mashup. Word of advice: Dopey needs to be looked after.