Where Not To Shop For Your Man (Unless Your Man Is A Tool)
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Back when I worked at Starbucks, one of my coworkers, who also worked part-time at Hollister, took me aside and told me he was leaving our store. "Why?" I asked.
"Hollister promoted me to shirtless greeter," he said, beaming.
In the words of Forrest Gump, "That's all I have to say about that."