Roger SterlingYou weren’t born debonaire. You probably discovered your powers of seduction relatively late in life, like in college or right after, at which point you went on a veritable hook-up spree, just because you could. Of course, now it’s years later, and somehow the novelty hasn’t worn off: you still chase tail like it’s your hobby, or a skill you have to keep fresh with practice. The girls keep getting younger, but you sure as hell aren’t. And here’s what no one’s telling you: it’s starting to look a little ridiculous. Sorry, but it’s true! There’s no way you can possibly have wild oats left to sow. So, settle down a bit, m'kay? Find a nice girl you like, and don’t worry: you’re not missing out on anything that great by settling down.
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