God. You’re so hot, and so sexy, and such a psychopath. You know? Do the countless women you sleep with even know about your mommy and daddy complexes? No, or you wouldn’t want to sleep with them. Every girl in your office hates you by the way. But also wants to sleep with you. Dammit! It’s infuriating. I can’t even write your description, I hate you so much, and the careless way with which you treat women. (Call me?)
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