Pete Campbell

Ugh, you are the bane of single girls! The nice (well — niceish) guy who settled down early and remains mostly faithful, even when he clearly would be with someone else if it wasn’t for his, like, sense of values or whatever. Ugh! Shouldn’t have settled down so early, Pete! Now you have the rest of your life to wonder what it’s like to be with another woman. Even though, yes, your wife is perfectly nice.