I may not be certain about whether or not I'm getting married, but I do know that I love a wedding dress. Short and shiny. Long and elegant. Strapless and kind of sexy. I have envisioned myself in all styles. And, like many women, I'm not above passing quiet, light-hearted judgment on what others choose to wear to their nuptials, like most of us do but won't readily admit out loud. Are you in the market for a dress? You'd better make sure it sends the right message about your personality. This is serious stuff! Luckily, I've got the answers here. Read ahead to see what your wedding dress says about you...