You either live in a very dry climate, possess an exorbitantly costly heat tool, or are an unerringly dignified and unfussy person. Whatever the explanation, other girls envy the fact that the hairs on your head appear to be making a concerted effort to behave themselves - and so are you. You are a typically poised and refined person, but impress others by doing stuff like hosting reality TV marathons and holding your scotch. You’ve always wanted curly hair, and more than one curly-haired girl has said something along the lines of, “NO. You think you do, but no. You have no idea what you’re wishing for.” Perhaps, as all of us could, you have vaguely perceived this as an allegory for unmade choices in life.