Confession: puppies activate my ovaries more than babies do. My five-year plan includes becoming a dog mommy. I started salivating when I ran into what is now my fantasy pet. It was a baby Pugzu, a Pug Shih Tzu mix. It kind of looked like a cross between an old man and an alien. LOVE. NEED IT NOW! Or ... as soon as I move into an apartment that actually allows pets. Until then, I can dream. After the jump, Frisky staffers share their fantasy pets. If time, money, landlords, and reality were of no consequence, what would yours be?