What If It Hadn’t Been “Fifty Shades of Grey” But One Of These Erotic Novels Instead?
Purr by Paisley Smith
Excerpt: "Having been caught kissing a servant girl, Arabella suddenly finds herself shackled and bound for Katzenhalle Villa, where she expects to be forced into servitude. Instead, she discovers the mansion is home to other young women with Sapphic penchants—and good behavior is rewarded with kittenhood. All who reside at the villa dream of donning cat ears and tails and earning status as one of the mistress’s “pets”... the women indulge their mutual desire, heated looks escalating to thrilling touches with fingers, mouths…tongues."
How The World Would Be Different: The consensus in the media would be that American moms are just so busy. Especially in this economy -- working, taking care of kids, trying to Have It All. Sometimes a woman would see a kitty, yawning and lounging in a window and feel a little jealous. And then sometimes a woman see two neighborhood cats, fluffy, rolling around, their soft lady-cat bodies wrapped around each other, wrestling and grooming each other, and a woman would realize: she is a lesbian. Headlines like “Cougar on Cougar” would appear. Local gay bars would report women coming in in droves. LGBTQ groups would be unsure of what kind of statement to make. Rumor would be that Diablo Cody was directing the movie version and that Michelle Pfieffer and Demi Moore were up for the leads.